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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

That'd better be a promise! And why the hell hadn't we done this before anyway?? We've had like... a year or something to do this!

[dicey]

I don't know! This is the first time I've had alcohol. Reeeeeeeeally had it. For real.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Being drunk is kinda fun, I think.

[dicey]

So fun. Even if it tastes like ass. And it's like. Bonding and shit, hahahaha. You tell stuff. Like I didn't know you loved Dirk!

[tipsygnostalgia]

I don't! I mean, I do, but not in a boyfriendy way. Just in a "I love him because he is forever my best guy in the whole world" sort of way.

[dicey]

Man! You dumb humans. You can never decide what is and isn't love.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Shut up, I'm not dumb! And I just told you, didn't I?

[dicey]

It's love or it's not love! It can't be both. And half of you are like. "That's not real love to humans!" But the other half are like, "it soooooooo is".

[tipsygnostalgia]

Okay well in troll-y terms it would be pale love and not red love. Okay?

[dicey]

But in troll terms that's real love and in human terms it's... not? Or it is sometimes. To some people.

Human love is fucked up.

[tipsygnostalgia]

No it's still love. We have different types too just.. a bit different to your types. Like there is boyfriend or girlfriend love! And family love... friend love which i think is a little bit less than family love?

And then. Dirk love. Yeah. It gets it own category.

[dicey]

But I was like "you love him!" and you were like "no I don't except I do!"

[tipsygnostalgia]

That was just because when most humans ask if you love someone, they tend to mean the romantic kind and not any other kind. It's just the way they tend to be.

[dicey]

Fucked. Up.

[tipsygnostalgia]

To be fair I think everyone here is fucked up one way or another.

[dicey]

Yeah. I am. I'm fucked up!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Why are you fucked up? Aside from the platonic life partner thing!

[dicey]

Hey. Hey. That's not fucked up. Being with Hanna is like. The best thing in my life, okay?

[tipsygnostalgia]

I know but you said it yourself, most people will think it was!

[dicey]

Yeah.

Man, fuck them. Why the hell is platonic romance so hard to get?

[tipsygnostalgia]

'Cause people are dumb. Basically.

[dicey]

So dumb. Fuck people. Fuck everyone.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yuuuuuuup. Hence the alcohol.

[dicey]

Alcohol's cool. Don't fuck alcohol.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Exactly. Me and Alcohol are tight as fuck.

[Speaking of which, she takes the bottle to clumsily pour out more into the glasses, picking it up to gulp down a bit before the PCD gomes out. Welp, time to drunk text people.]