IC Contact / Voicemail

[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

Comments

[dicey]

Yeah, no stalking my boyfriend-thing. Creep.

Text Jane!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Like I would want to! Anyway- oh. Oh, yeah let's text Janey!

[dicey]

[she puts her face right next to the PCD, as if it's recording audio]

Hiiiiiiii, Jane!

[then, she decides to be fair and say hi to the other people Roxy texted too, even if their messages are already sent]

Hi, Loki! Hi, Snape, whoever the fuck you are!

[tipsygnostalgia]

He's a wizard!

[Aaand that's enough messaging for now, she'll wait until they get back to her.]

Maybe I shoulda just asked the whole network how they're doing. I haven't done that in ages! Everything's been so depressing because we've had nothing going on but these shitty, lame-ass "events".

[dicey]

Don't tell them I'm here!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Relax, I'm not mean enough to record you and your drunk butt.

[dicey]

You shouldn't record my butt at all!

[tipsygnostalgia]

I wasn't literally going to record your butt. C'mon who woul- okay I have done that to some people before but I wasn't gonna now.

[dicey]

Good! Because I would kick your butt.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Well I'd like my drunk butt to remain unkicked for nows so.

[PCD going away!]

[dicey]

[FLOPS BACK DRAMATICALLY with a sigh]

I miss Hanna.

[tipsygnostalgia]

What? Just because you've been over here for like an hour?

[dicey]

The cat won't let me see him!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh. Can't you just make a run for it and shut it out your room?

[dicey]

It would break through the door. And it would rip up his stuff if I left it alone in there because my room is his room.

[tipsygnostalgia]

...Okay, yeah. I guess you gotta deal with it until the week's over then.

[dicey]

His life sucks and I wanna be with him when his life sucks.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I know that feeling. Are you sure nothing can just break the cat though, I mean I do have a laser rifle..

[dicey]

It's fast as fuck; I tried everything. Axel has fire and he couldn't do it.

What would you do if you couldn't go near Dirk? Or someone.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I'd.. probably be doing this, and bitching about it. So yeah.

[dicey]

Yeah.

[loud drunk huff]

[tipsygnostalgia]

It'll be over soon.

[Siiiiiiiiigh. She's moving to go get a glass of water now though because of the alcohol.]

[dicey]

Fuck events. Fuck the Animus. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuuuuuuuuck.

... Wait. Fuck fuck fuck. There.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Fuuuuuuuuuck.

[She held it for eight seconds did you spot it]

[dicey]

That was a long fuck.

[... then she realizes what she said, and collapses into laughter]