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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah. Me and Dirk are tight.

[She's chuckling again for a moment.]

[dicey]

So tight.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Mmhmm.

[dicey]

[Vriska falls back on the floor, spreading her arms out]

[tipsygnostalgia]

Are you okay down there?

[dicey]

Bluuuuuuuuh.

[she wriggles her arms]

[tipsygnostalgia]

Bluhh? [Just looming over her now.]

[dicey]

You're soooooooo intimidating.

[she laughs]

[tipsygnostalgia]

I'm pretty sure I'm anything but!

[dicey]

It's a joke! You're a bitch. You're not intimidating.

You're a bitch. I'm a bitch. We're big bitches.

[tipsygnostalgia]

...Yeah we sorta are. Definitely to each other at least. But whatever! I don't give a fuck, and I'm pretty sure you don't either.

[dicey]

Nahhh. I'mma troll.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah you're all sorta like that.

[...]

Aside from Tavros and Nepeta, really.

[dicey]

They're fake trolls or something.

[tipsygnostalgia]

They're just nice trolls.

[dicey]

Trolls aren't nice! Even I'm too nice to be a troll. I'm a fake troll too.

[tipsygnostalgia]

You're not a fake troll. None of you are.

[dicey]

It's better to be a fake troll if you're living on Earth.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I still don't think it's fake, but I guess that's since we're here not Alternia. So it's not like anyone is going to call you out on it.

[dicey]

What if a dead troll comes? What if a dead adult troll comes? Man, that would be a mindfuck.

A deadly mindfuck.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah but, there'd only be one of them as opposed to us.

[dicey]

We could totally take them down. Totally.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Definitely!

hey- you remember when that other sea troll showed up for like, a few days? The really bitchy one?

I was gonna shoot her.

[dicey]

Why? She was kind of okay.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I saw her before coming to this place. She turned up and tried to kill me for like, no reason! Only fair I did the same. Plus she was the alt version of the Batterwitch or something like that, and I hate her more than anything.