IC Contact / Voicemail

[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

What? Just because you've been over here for like an hour?

[dicey]

The cat won't let me see him!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh. Can't you just make a run for it and shut it out your room?

[dicey]

It would break through the door. And it would rip up his stuff if I left it alone in there because my room is his room.

[tipsygnostalgia]

...Okay, yeah. I guess you gotta deal with it until the week's over then.

[dicey]

His life sucks and I wanna be with him when his life sucks.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I know that feeling. Are you sure nothing can just break the cat though, I mean I do have a laser rifle..

[dicey]

It's fast as fuck; I tried everything. Axel has fire and he couldn't do it.

What would you do if you couldn't go near Dirk? Or someone.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I'd.. probably be doing this, and bitching about it. So yeah.

[dicey]

Yeah.

[loud drunk huff]

[tipsygnostalgia]

It'll be over soon.

[Siiiiiiiiigh. She's moving to go get a glass of water now though because of the alcohol.]

[dicey]

Fuck events. Fuck the Animus. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuuuuuuuuck.

... Wait. Fuck fuck fuck. There.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Fuuuuuuuuuck.

[She held it for eight seconds did you spot it]

[dicey]

That was a long fuck.

[... then she realizes what she said, and collapses into laughter]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Roxy's laughing too] That was a long fuck!

[dicey]

[this is at least eight times more hilarious than it would be if she were sober]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Oh Vriska you are probably going to regret this so much later when you feel like shit.]

[dicey]

[she won't care as long as she sleeps all day]

Hey. Roxy. Gotta question.

[tipsygnostalgia]

What's up?

[dicey]

Have you ever, like... you know.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Have I...what?

[dicey]

Ever, like...

... You knoooooooow.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Know what!! I dunno what you're talking about!

[dicey]

Done that! Had sex!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh! ....no.

Have you?