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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[dicey]

[this is at least eight times more hilarious than it would be if she were sober]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Oh Vriska you are probably going to regret this so much later when you feel like shit.]

[dicey]

[she won't care as long as she sleeps all day]

Hey. Roxy. Gotta question.

[tipsygnostalgia]

What's up?

[dicey]

Have you ever, like... you know.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Have I...what?

[dicey]

Ever, like...

... You knoooooooow.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Know what!! I dunno what you're talking about!

[dicey]

Done that! Had sex!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh! ....no.

Have you?

[dicey]

No, I still think it's kind of gross sometimes. Is that weird?

[tipsygnostalgia]

I don't think so? I mean everyone thinks it's gross at first then you sorta just.. end up with it becoming a not-gross thing.

[dicey]

I think it's like half and half. It's gross and embarrassing and ew but soooooooo interesting. I mostly don't want to but then I kind of do a little! Bluh.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Maybe you will want to when you find someone you wanna do it with.

[dicey]

Like who?

[tipsygnostalgia]

I dunno? Whoever you like in that way.

[dicey]

No one's gonna want to date me.

[tipsygnostalgia]

You don't know that! Plus didn't you already date people? Like Jake and Equius?

[dicey]

They weren't serious. Maybe the thing with Equius was a little serious, but he's gone.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah. But he could come back, or you could meet someone else?

[dicey]

There aren't a lot of trolls left and and not-trolls would think I'm like. A freak! A total freak.

[tipsygnostalgia]

You don't know that they'd think that!

[dicey]

When I told people I was with Hanna only Nepeta got it! Other people were like. Grrrr. Or wary and concerned and shit. Riku was a little mad. If I wanted to date one of them they'd be like, "okay, but you have to break up with that other guy first!" And if I wanted a kismesis and a matesprit at the same time, man. That'd suck.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah, most people aren't really gonna get it. But that doesn't mean that nobody will! I'm sure you can try to explain it.. right?

[dicey]

Who's going to want to be with me if they think I'm a cheater? Who?