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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[tipsygnostalgia]

Well I don't but it just sounds similar to me! Like he's always gonna be my number one dude, just not in a romantic way.

[And then she knocks back that drink she's been holding, before lsipping off the counter because she's bored of sitting there now]

[dicey]

Totally the same here. Unless I fill my quadrants. Then he'll have to share. But we trolls can share our number one spots because we're awesome.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah I guess I ain't gotta worry about that right now seeing as my future's looking all sorts of bleack and dudeless right now. But it's no biggie.

[dicey]

Me too. Dudeless and chickless in the quadrants. It's laaaaaaaame.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Suuuuuper lame.

[dicey]

But. You have a better chance. Not-trolls think dating more than one person is weird and trolls think stuff outside of the quadrants is weird. So I'd probably have to break up with Hanna and. No way.

[she reaches for the bottle again]

Gimme that.

[tipsygnostalgia]

[handing it over]

I dunno, I mean I don't see why you would have to but then again our whole group are pretty much a collection of human fuck ups.

[dicey]

I'll just find another human fuck-up!

Hey, watch this.

[she throws back and drinks directly from the bottle]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[She laughs before making grabby hands at the bottle]

Oh man you are gonna be so wrecked!

[dicey]

Maybe I'll sleep all day tomorrow and then the event will be oooooooover!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Maybe!

Hey! We should do..... something. I dunno what. But something!

[dicey]

Something?

[tipsygnostalgia]

I dunno? I just feel like there's gotta be something funner we can do instead of just standing in my kitchen?

[dicey]

We can't go outside because I don't want to fight monsters when I'm drunk.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh yeah. Shit. Plus your peice of shit glass cat. Nevermind then.

[dicey]

Total piece of shit. But we should do this again when there's no event! And then we can do aaaaaaaall the cool stuff.

[tipsygnostalgia]

That'd better be a promise! And why the hell hadn't we done this before anyway?? We've had like... a year or something to do this!

[dicey]

I don't know! This is the first time I've had alcohol. Reeeeeeeeally had it. For real.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Being drunk is kinda fun, I think.

[dicey]

So fun. Even if it tastes like ass. And it's like. Bonding and shit, hahahaha. You tell stuff. Like I didn't know you loved Dirk!

[tipsygnostalgia]

I don't! I mean, I do, but not in a boyfriendy way. Just in a "I love him because he is forever my best guy in the whole world" sort of way.

[dicey]

Man! You dumb humans. You can never decide what is and isn't love.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Shut up, I'm not dumb! And I just told you, didn't I?

[dicey]

It's love or it's not love! It can't be both. And half of you are like. "That's not real love to humans!" But the other half are like, "it soooooooo is".

[tipsygnostalgia]

Okay well in troll-y terms it would be pale love and not red love. Okay?