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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[tipsygnostalgia]

You got it!

[Pouring out two more shots, she places the bottle down ebfore knocking back hers.]

So why are you getting drunk? There's gotta be a reason for it. That's not just the shitty cat.

[dicey]

You'd be surprised how shitty this cat can be.

And I don't know, I guess I have a few reasons! The cat's a big one, but I'm kind of curious about what it's like to be drunk.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh, okay. Though hah, that's pretty funny someone can be pissed off or whatever because of a cat.

[dicey]

More like what the cat does! I'm surprised it hasn't attacked you yet.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Bullshit, cats love me. Even that dick head cat animus guy tolerates me, I just have this feline charm I guess.

[dicey]

I bet this one doesn't. It's obsessed with me, and it gets pissed if I pay attention to anything else.

[right now it seems to be hissing at the alcohol bottle, and considering tipping it over]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Oh hell no cat, you ain't hissing at her bottle. She picks it up, pouting more drink out.]

What a weird thing. Like, normally cats don't give a shit like that? They rarely want your attention and they dont give a fuck what you do all the rest of the time. Huh.

Tried smashing it or something?

[dicey]

Only every day!

... You think I'm almost drunk yet?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Do you feel drunk yet? Like- you normally start to feel a little light headed, or a little silly or something.

[dicey]

I feel kind of dizzy. ... Man, I hope I don't puke.

[tipsygnostalgia]

You shouldn't, not unless you drink too much.

[dicey]

Cool, because I... yeah.

[she's getting a bit hazy, too]

Gimme another glass! This stuff still tastes like shit, but I think it's working

[tipsygnostalgia]

Alright, but you should probs drink some water afterwards to balance it out!

[Aaand there we go, two more shots are poured. She's beginning to feel pretty drunk herself, though she already kinda was to begin with]

[dicey]

Yum.

[she says it sarcastically, then laughs]

This is like a party! An "event-ending-in-two-days" party.

[tipsygnostalgia]

We can have a party if you wanna. I mean it's basically just a two person party right now, but we can hang out and get drunk and, I dunno. Stuff!

[dicey]

Yeah. Yeah! That is totally what we're doing right now, Roxy.

[she's grabbing for the bottle herself this time]

[tipsygnostalgia]

..Okay then!

[Bottle out of her hand, Roxy just hops up onto the counter top to sit there instead.]

Pour me another one!

[dicey]

[Vriska cracks up, for a reason that even she isn't entirely sure of]

[luckily, she manages to pour two more shots without spilling too much]

Roxy.

Rooooxy.

Roxy.

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Roxy picks up her drink, but doesn't have any of it yet.]

Vriska. Vriskaaaaaa?

[dicey]

I think. I might be a little drunk.

Is this what being drunk feels like?

[tipsygnostalgia]

[That just makes Roxy laugh]

Yeah, Id say you're on your way to being pretty fucking drunk.

[dicey]

It's weird. No wonder Hanna likes it so much.

[not to insinuate that she lives with an alcoholic or anything]

What do I do now?

[tipsygnostalgia]

I didn't know your friend drinks.

And uh- I dunno? You just sorta.. do whatever the fuck you want to do.

[dicey]

My platonic romantic partner guy thing drinks. Get it right! Geeeeeeeez. Geez.

Just like. During parties and stuff. And when he's sad. I don't think he even keeps any in our room.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Wow, sorry!! I dunno what weird long-ass name you're calling him these days!

Plantonic- Platonic Romantic parnter guy thing then.