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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[dicey]

Yum.

[she says it sarcastically, then laughs]

This is like a party! An "event-ending-in-two-days" party.

[tipsygnostalgia]

We can have a party if you wanna. I mean it's basically just a two person party right now, but we can hang out and get drunk and, I dunno. Stuff!

[dicey]

Yeah. Yeah! That is totally what we're doing right now, Roxy.

[she's grabbing for the bottle herself this time]

[tipsygnostalgia]

..Okay then!

[Bottle out of her hand, Roxy just hops up onto the counter top to sit there instead.]

Pour me another one!

[dicey]

[Vriska cracks up, for a reason that even she isn't entirely sure of]

[luckily, she manages to pour two more shots without spilling too much]

Roxy.

Rooooxy.

Roxy.

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Roxy picks up her drink, but doesn't have any of it yet.]

Vriska. Vriskaaaaaa?

[dicey]

I think. I might be a little drunk.

Is this what being drunk feels like?

[tipsygnostalgia]

[That just makes Roxy laugh]

Yeah, Id say you're on your way to being pretty fucking drunk.

[dicey]

It's weird. No wonder Hanna likes it so much.

[not to insinuate that she lives with an alcoholic or anything]

What do I do now?

[tipsygnostalgia]

I didn't know your friend drinks.

And uh- I dunno? You just sorta.. do whatever the fuck you want to do.

[dicey]

My platonic romantic partner guy thing drinks. Get it right! Geeeeeeeez. Geez.

Just like. During parties and stuff. And when he's sad. I don't think he even keeps any in our room.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Wow, sorry!! I dunno what weird long-ass name you're calling him these days!

Plantonic- Platonic Romantic parnter guy thing then.

[dicey]

Good job!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Does that mean Dirk can be my platonic life partner guy thing then? Since it's pretty much the same thing.

[dicey]

How do you know it's the same thing?

But... yeah. Why not! I'll let you. You can even have both labels if you want because me and Hanna are really label-less. If we weren't I might be too tempted to call him my moirail!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Well I don't but it just sounds similar to me! Like he's always gonna be my number one dude, just not in a romantic way.

[And then she knocks back that drink she's been holding, before lsipping off the counter because she's bored of sitting there now]

[dicey]

Totally the same here. Unless I fill my quadrants. Then he'll have to share. But we trolls can share our number one spots because we're awesome.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah I guess I ain't gotta worry about that right now seeing as my future's looking all sorts of bleack and dudeless right now. But it's no biggie.

[dicey]

Me too. Dudeless and chickless in the quadrants. It's laaaaaaaame.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Suuuuuper lame.

[dicey]

But. You have a better chance. Not-trolls think dating more than one person is weird and trolls think stuff outside of the quadrants is weird. So I'd probably have to break up with Hanna and. No way.

[she reaches for the bottle again]

Gimme that.

[tipsygnostalgia]

[handing it over]

I dunno, I mean I don't see why you would have to but then again our whole group are pretty much a collection of human fuck ups.

[dicey]

I'll just find another human fuck-up!

Hey, watch this.

[she throws back and drinks directly from the bottle]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[She laughs before making grabby hands at the bottle]

Oh man you are gonna be so wrecked!

[dicey]

Maybe I'll sleep all day tomorrow and then the event will be oooooooover!