IC Contact / Voicemail

[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

'Cause people are dumb. Basically.

[dicey]

So dumb. Fuck people. Fuck everyone.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yuuuuuuup. Hence the alcohol.

[dicey]

Alcohol's cool. Don't fuck alcohol.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Exactly. Me and Alcohol are tight as fuck.

[Speaking of which, she takes the bottle to clumsily pour out more into the glasses, picking it up to gulp down a bit before the PCD gomes out. Welp, time to drunk text people.]

[dicey]

Wait! What are you doing.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Texting people!

[dicey]

Hahahaha! Who?

[tipsygnostalgia]

I sent one to Snape since It's been forever since I bugged him, and to Loki! Loki's so coooool...

Who else should I send one too? Hmm..

[dicey]

Loki is cool!

Send one to everyone. Except Hanna.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I don't even know Hanna that well so that would be super weird if I did.

[dicey]

Yeah, no stalking my boyfriend-thing. Creep.

Text Jane!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Like I would want to! Anyway- oh. Oh, yeah let's text Janey!

[dicey]

[she puts her face right next to the PCD, as if it's recording audio]

Hiiiiiiii, Jane!

[then, she decides to be fair and say hi to the other people Roxy texted too, even if their messages are already sent]

Hi, Loki! Hi, Snape, whoever the fuck you are!

[tipsygnostalgia]

He's a wizard!

[Aaand that's enough messaging for now, she'll wait until they get back to her.]

Maybe I shoulda just asked the whole network how they're doing. I haven't done that in ages! Everything's been so depressing because we've had nothing going on but these shitty, lame-ass "events".

[dicey]

Don't tell them I'm here!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Relax, I'm not mean enough to record you and your drunk butt.

[dicey]

You shouldn't record my butt at all!

[tipsygnostalgia]

I wasn't literally going to record your butt. C'mon who woul- okay I have done that to some people before but I wasn't gonna now.

[dicey]

Good! Because I would kick your butt.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Well I'd like my drunk butt to remain unkicked for nows so.

[PCD going away!]

[dicey]

[FLOPS BACK DRAMATICALLY with a sigh]

I miss Hanna.

[tipsygnostalgia]

What? Just because you've been over here for like an hour?

[dicey]

The cat won't let me see him!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh. Can't you just make a run for it and shut it out your room?