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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

That was just because when most humans ask if you love someone, they tend to mean the romantic kind and not any other kind. It's just the way they tend to be.

[dicey]

Fucked. Up.

[tipsygnostalgia]

To be fair I think everyone here is fucked up one way or another.

[dicey]

Yeah. I am. I'm fucked up!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Why are you fucked up? Aside from the platonic life partner thing!

[dicey]

Hey. Hey. That's not fucked up. Being with Hanna is like. The best thing in my life, okay?

[tipsygnostalgia]

I know but you said it yourself, most people will think it was!

[dicey]

Yeah.

Man, fuck them. Why the hell is platonic romance so hard to get?

[tipsygnostalgia]

'Cause people are dumb. Basically.

[dicey]

So dumb. Fuck people. Fuck everyone.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yuuuuuuup. Hence the alcohol.

[dicey]

Alcohol's cool. Don't fuck alcohol.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Exactly. Me and Alcohol are tight as fuck.

[Speaking of which, she takes the bottle to clumsily pour out more into the glasses, picking it up to gulp down a bit before the PCD gomes out. Welp, time to drunk text people.]

[dicey]

Wait! What are you doing.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Texting people!

[dicey]

Hahahaha! Who?

[tipsygnostalgia]

I sent one to Snape since It's been forever since I bugged him, and to Loki! Loki's so coooool...

Who else should I send one too? Hmm..

[dicey]

Loki is cool!

Send one to everyone. Except Hanna.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I don't even know Hanna that well so that would be super weird if I did.

[dicey]

Yeah, no stalking my boyfriend-thing. Creep.

Text Jane!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Like I would want to! Anyway- oh. Oh, yeah let's text Janey!

[dicey]

[she puts her face right next to the PCD, as if it's recording audio]

Hiiiiiiii, Jane!

[then, she decides to be fair and say hi to the other people Roxy texted too, even if their messages are already sent]

Hi, Loki! Hi, Snape, whoever the fuck you are!

[tipsygnostalgia]

He's a wizard!

[Aaand that's enough messaging for now, she'll wait until they get back to her.]

Maybe I shoulda just asked the whole network how they're doing. I haven't done that in ages! Everything's been so depressing because we've had nothing going on but these shitty, lame-ass "events".

[dicey]

Don't tell them I'm here!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Relax, I'm not mean enough to record you and your drunk butt.