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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[tipsygnostalgia]

Okay well in troll-y terms it would be pale love and not red love. Okay?

[dicey]

But in troll terms that's real love and in human terms it's... not? Or it is sometimes. To some people.

Human love is fucked up.

[tipsygnostalgia]

No it's still love. We have different types too just.. a bit different to your types. Like there is boyfriend or girlfriend love! And family love... friend love which i think is a little bit less than family love?

And then. Dirk love. Yeah. It gets it own category.

[dicey]

But I was like "you love him!" and you were like "no I don't except I do!"

[tipsygnostalgia]

That was just because when most humans ask if you love someone, they tend to mean the romantic kind and not any other kind. It's just the way they tend to be.

[dicey]

Fucked. Up.

[tipsygnostalgia]

To be fair I think everyone here is fucked up one way or another.

[dicey]

Yeah. I am. I'm fucked up!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Why are you fucked up? Aside from the platonic life partner thing!

[dicey]

Hey. Hey. That's not fucked up. Being with Hanna is like. The best thing in my life, okay?

[tipsygnostalgia]

I know but you said it yourself, most people will think it was!

[dicey]

Yeah.

Man, fuck them. Why the hell is platonic romance so hard to get?

[tipsygnostalgia]

'Cause people are dumb. Basically.

[dicey]

So dumb. Fuck people. Fuck everyone.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yuuuuuuup. Hence the alcohol.

[dicey]

Alcohol's cool. Don't fuck alcohol.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Exactly. Me and Alcohol are tight as fuck.

[Speaking of which, she takes the bottle to clumsily pour out more into the glasses, picking it up to gulp down a bit before the PCD gomes out. Welp, time to drunk text people.]

[dicey]

Wait! What are you doing.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Texting people!

[dicey]

Hahahaha! Who?

[tipsygnostalgia]

I sent one to Snape since It's been forever since I bugged him, and to Loki! Loki's so coooool...

Who else should I send one too? Hmm..

[dicey]

Loki is cool!

Send one to everyone. Except Hanna.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I don't even know Hanna that well so that would be super weird if I did.

[dicey]

Yeah, no stalking my boyfriend-thing. Creep.

Text Jane!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Like I would want to! Anyway- oh. Oh, yeah let's text Janey!