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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[tipsygnostalgia]

We're all gonna look so great. Hey, thanks for making the dress for me, even though I've told you that like a hundred times by now. I appreciate it.

[speakveryclearly]

Like the Earth equivalent of rock stars.

It's - okay; if you feel that way then I could endure much worse right now than hearing it. Sincere praise is all too rare in my undeath sometimes.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Rock stars hell yes. Oh- [That reminds her] did you know this guy called Eddie made me a violin? It's so cool.

[speakveryclearly]

I saw him on the network a while ago. He certainly seems... competent.

[He's just so goddamn BUFF and adult and human, she doesn't feel 100% safe.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yah, he's pretty cool.

So... what've you been up to? Aside from kick-ass dress making?

[speakveryclearly]

[She shrugs a little.]

Not... very much. I've attempted to balance my budget, in addition to training regularly with my gun. And of course we've begun to receive new transports, in need of help...

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Waaaait.]

You have a gun?

[speakveryclearly]

[She blinks and takes out the eyeshadow. Gun. Eyeshadow. Gun. Eyeshadow. Gun.]

I chose it to evolve with me here in supplement of my chainsaw.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh wow.. that's pretty cool. Guns are great, did you know I use Riflekind at home?

[speakveryclearly]

[Eyebrow raise.]

I didn't! I've heard only good things about the specibus, though.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah it's hella cool, pretty much the best there is if you ask me.

Well, aside from magics obviously. I was actually tempted to pick up a laser rifle like I had at home, but then I saw they have wands here and damn, there was no way I was passing up on that golden opportunatiy.

[speakveryclearly]

It does seem to be working out quite well to you. I've always found the truer sciences to be beyond me, personally.

...or magics. I've begun to give up on figuring out which is which.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh, that's super easy. Like my laser rifle? Deadly Science. My wand? Awesome Magic. Don't believe Eridan's lies.

[speakveryclearly]

...I like the way you think.

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Double pistols and a wonk.]

Hell yes.

[speakveryclearly]

If only we had video evidence of his own word being used against him from that night.

Wait a moment.

[tipsygnostalgia]

We do, it's saved on the network Kanaya. Oh the wonders of technology. I even have it bookmarked 'cause it was kind of super cute.

[speakveryclearly]

[Shaking her head.]

We should just. Repost it one day.

[tipsygnostalgia]

What if I just make a sound file of that bit where he said we're the best because we're wizards. So anytime it comes up I can just play it.

...Actually he'd probably get pissed off at me for that wouldn't he.

[speakveryclearly]

Probably.

It won't do to happen before the party or masquerade at the very least. Oughtn't to risk those.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah but I don't want to piss him off intentionally, I mean it would be a pretty jerkish thing for me to do.

[speakveryclearly]

[GOOD THING YOU'RE NOT BREAKING UP WITH HIM FOR SOLLUX THEN HUH]

That too...

Anyway. [Talking about Eridan, as naturally inclined as she is to do it, at the same time gets her depressed - especially in the context of the upcoming party. Buuuuuut.] What are you two doing? On the fourth.

[tipsygnostalgia]

[YES INDEED.

But oh. The party thing.]

I dunno. I tried to get him to come to my little party thing but he kicked up a fuss, even though he didn't actually do that I know he was really, so I just said he didn't have to come if he didn't really want to. But we were gonna do something before that? Not sure what.

[speakveryclearly]

[Her expression's getting a little stormy.] When I saw him the other day he said he definitely wasn't coming. I tried to talk him out of letting Sollux dictate what he does and doesn't do. But even that psychological tactic failed.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah but, it's not like I'm gonna force him to go, if he don't wanna go then that's that. [Sigh.]