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Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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ok well you might like twilight then since its about glowy vampires + romance
but i dont rly like it

but if u wanna watch i i woudl glady watch it w/you

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[She's not sure how to feel SOMEONE WHO WILL WATCH TWILIGHT FOR YOU IS THIS... TRUE LOVE?????? ALIEN CONFUSION??? A TIME TO POKERFACE?]

Well I Have Seen What I Believe To Be The Troll Version Of That Film Before
And Though Im Sure Catherine Hardwickes Direction Is As Excellent As That Of Her Universal Counterpart
If You Wont Enjoy It I Dont Want That

Hrm There Has To Be A Logical Intersection Somewhere Of Our Interests
Involving Perhaps Dangerous Women Taking Excessive Risks In A Roguish Fashion And Also Even Wearing Scarves
Is Troll Thelma And Troll Louise By Any Chance Striking A Familiar Chord

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[MAYBE.]

no no
i think u will like it and this dates about u expericeing a good humam date so
humam twilight it is ok
* human
* + other typos

but OHH
thelma and louse we have that
hell fucking yes its so on if thats what u want instead

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As I Understand It A Universal Constant Where Dating Is Concerned Involves Fostering The Mutual Enjoyment Of Both Parties And Ensuring That Neither Is Bitterly Biting Back Snark Throughout The Morning
Or Evening As The Case Would Be On A Diurnal Planet Right
So Thelma And Louise It Shall Be I Do Think

Though Dinner Comes First If I Recall Correctly

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thats right!
dinner an then we go watch some cool ladies taking no shit from men
hells yeah

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Thats An Interesting Way To Describe The Plot
It Makes Me Wonder Exactly What Cultural Commentary On Violence Is Provided

I Guess After Dinner Well Find Out

[Doop doop DOOP...]

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oh
is the troll vernsion something ?
* wersion
* version
oops sounded like eridan there

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[Chuckle!]

Well No
It Is About Female Characters Who Dont Take Shit From Male Ones
It Just Never Quite Would Have Occurred To Me To Describe The Story Quite That Way
Ill Be Able To Explain Better After Ive Seen Both Versions
Perhaps On A Second Excursion You Could Even See The Troll Version

[DARING]

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i think that would be great!

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Ok Settled
We Should Get Started With Dinner Now Probably
It Has Been Three Days After All
Im Getting A Bit Peckish

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wow why didnt you eat for three days
i know just the place to go so i redsy when u r
* ready

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It Was Facetious
Because We Started This Thread Three Days Ago
Get It

Ok Lets Just Get Going

[a-armlink?!]

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oh
lol ok yeah that makes snense
* sense

ok off we go!

[Arm link sure!]

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Off Indeed

[And off they do go!! Though Kanaya is pretty much just following Rox on account a' having no idea where they're going.]

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[Roxy leads the way, heading to this Italian place that will be conveniently located only a few minutes away.]

it only takes a min to get there so dont worry we will feed u soon enough hehe

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[CONVENIENCE. Something with which she is vaguely familiar.]

Ok Thats Good
Its Nice To Get A Walk In Actually

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yeah i guess it is
get some fresh air
walk some of the alcohol off

[Oh look! There is the restaurant. HOW CONVENIENT.]

I think one of my Plurk emotes comes from that fanart...

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Yeah That Too
Oh Here We Have Arrived Hurrah

[Oh dear is alcohol... also gonna be part of this experiment...]

yes ;o

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[Roxy opens the door and holds it open because she is CHIVALROUS. They get shown to a table for two which comes with a generic atmosphere of light ORCHESTRAL MUSIC and CANDLELIGHT.]

so you never had any pastas or pasta stuffs before right?
or they got non-pasta here too if thats what you want
and
uh
i dunno just take a looki guess

Ooooooh, Miss Lalonde

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[Kanaya is duly IMPRESSED. Candlelight especially.]

Ah I Think Im Beginning To Recognize This Staple As Geometric Grains
Though The Geometry Obviously Differs
Ill Probably Select A Dish Of That Kind
What About You

Swoon

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yeah its totes that thing u just said
i really got my hungerin on 4 some good cheesy pastas rn so im gonna get the tuna pasta bake thingy
its so good

[Is also ordering a bottle of WINE.]

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Ill Take This One With Salmon Then

[Hands off the menu and siiiiiits back to sip at the courtesy water. Almost shrinking really.]

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[Also sipping water as the waiter scurries off t put in their order and bring back the wine.]

so...

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Yeah
...

[well they sure have... made it here!!!

Yep!

...sip.

Yep...]

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[Oh look the silence was broken by the waiter who came back to give them their basket of french bread and the bottle of wine Roxy ordered.]

did you wanna try some?
of the wine that is
its good