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Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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oh
lol ok yeah that makes snense
* sense

ok off we go!

[Arm link sure!]

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Off Indeed

[And off they do go!! Though Kanaya is pretty much just following Rox on account a' having no idea where they're going.]

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[Roxy leads the way, heading to this Italian place that will be conveniently located only a few minutes away.]

it only takes a min to get there so dont worry we will feed u soon enough hehe

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[CONVENIENCE. Something with which she is vaguely familiar.]

Ok Thats Good
Its Nice To Get A Walk In Actually

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yeah i guess it is
get some fresh air
walk some of the alcohol off

[Oh look! There is the restaurant. HOW CONVENIENT.]

I think one of my Plurk emotes comes from that fanart...

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Yeah That Too
Oh Here We Have Arrived Hurrah

[Oh dear is alcohol... also gonna be part of this experiment...]

yes ;o

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[Roxy opens the door and holds it open because she is CHIVALROUS. They get shown to a table for two which comes with a generic atmosphere of light ORCHESTRAL MUSIC and CANDLELIGHT.]

so you never had any pastas or pasta stuffs before right?
or they got non-pasta here too if thats what you want
and
uh
i dunno just take a looki guess

Ooooooh, Miss Lalonde

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[Kanaya is duly IMPRESSED. Candlelight especially.]

Ah I Think Im Beginning To Recognize This Staple As Geometric Grains
Though The Geometry Obviously Differs
Ill Probably Select A Dish Of That Kind
What About You

Swoon

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yeah its totes that thing u just said
i really got my hungerin on 4 some good cheesy pastas rn so im gonna get the tuna pasta bake thingy
its so good

[Is also ordering a bottle of WINE.]

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Ill Take This One With Salmon Then

[Hands off the menu and siiiiiits back to sip at the courtesy water. Almost shrinking really.]

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[Also sipping water as the waiter scurries off t put in their order and bring back the wine.]

so...

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Yeah
...

[well they sure have... made it here!!!

Yep!

...sip.

Yep...]

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[Oh look the silence was broken by the waiter who came back to give them their basket of french bread and the bottle of wine Roxy ordered.]

did you wanna try some?
of the wine that is
its good

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[Oh hooray Kanaya takes exactly one roll of bread and begins nibbling right through it, without applying everything, in very tiny bites, and after a while stops to say:]

Um No Thank You
A Little Later Maybe

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[Roxy has the waiter pour herself a glass of wine, taking a couple sips before setting it down and also picking up some bread to nibble on.]

so uh
what do u do on troll dates
if troll dayte is even a thing that happepns
* happens

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[Swallows a chunk of bread.]

Um
Its A Lot Like This Really
Candles And Nice Food Are A Constant
Even On Hate Dates Actually

The Main Differences Are Rather Artificial
What Substances Appear Where
I Think Our Film Technology Is Different Maybe

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that seems cool
so next time we sould do a trolldate instenad so i can see what its like
i mean since were doing a human date now
wat do u say

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Yes
This Is
Quite The Viable Plan
And Then We Can Watch Troll Thelma And Louise

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its a date!

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[Glass clink!]

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[Glass clink! And oh look, here comes the lovely waiter bringing their meals.]

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[Food!!! She just looks instantly like a wideyed anime character as soon as she sees - and smells - the stuff. So much better than asylum fare - the only human food she's ever had and virtually all she's eaten for practically a year. T_T]

Oh My God Roxy
This Really Looks Spectacular
Wow

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hehe
this stuffs great im telling ya
just wati until u take a bite out of it
* wait

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[all RIGHT when the plates are sent down she stabs herself a piece of pasta and takes it to her mouth and ah so hot dammit but:]

I Have Taken A Bite And My Opinion Remains Utterly Unchanged

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[Roxy smiles and grabs a fork-full of her own.]

great!