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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[speakveryclearly]

Oh, it was certainly a lovely place. A golden palace.

...until the demon set it on fire. But while it lasted at least.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Someone set yours on fire too? That sucks. I don't miss it much though, I'll be happy at never having to set foot there again.

[YET IN HER FUTURE..]

[speakveryclearly]

[She puts her elbows on her knees and her chin in her hands.]

Yeah. Everything is so much better in Exsilium. I'm so glad we're finally free from the game for now.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Me too. Like.. if my friends were here? I think I'd just want to.. stay here. Everyone complains about how horrible it is but I dunno, it's tons better than my house on Earth? Which is sort of sad.

[speakveryclearly]

[Her eyes are getting really washed out, almost whiter than yellow]

We can go out and just... buy things. With money. We could live wherever we wanted. We can't even die.

[tipsygnostalgia]

There's no Empress, or game trying to screw us over.

[speakveryclearly]

Nobody's getting culled. If we play our cards right, nobody even has to backstab or doublecross each other.

Though that's probably a little too much to hope for.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah maybe. But things seem to be going fine right now right? I mean aside from that thing with Meenah, nobody's tried to really fight or kill each other?

[speakveryclearly]

Meenah doesn't fit in. Maybe she'll be dismissed by the Initiative. With luck that's what will happen and we trolls who hail from the same generation might be left to our own devices.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Let's hope. Haha, hope. We sure are being super hopeful aren't we.

[speakveryclearly]

Roxy, is there really space for aspect jokes outside of our universe.

[Laughter is coming out from the sides of her mouth.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

Sorry, I just need to fill this giant void in my life with shitty jokes.

[speakveryclearly]

Control your sylph.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I have no control, my sense of humour has gone rogue.

[Okay that one was a stretch but w/e]

[speakveryclearly]

[She said sylph for self she will forgive anything really]

Sense of Humor? Gone looking for their quest bed?

[tipsygnostalgia]

[There's a short pause]

Damn. I can't think up another one.

[speakveryclearly]

Yeah. I was groping helplessly for an "of" there. I think we've officially exhausted our supply of words.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh well. There's always next time.

[speakveryclearly]

Maybe Aradia will show up soon.

[Beat.] Maid of Time. Our... yeah.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Sollux said we're pretty much doomed since we had no time or space players.

[speakveryclearly]

I wonder why not. Your predecessors had both...

[tipsygnostalgia]

I dunno, but I was telling him about that, and then the miles thing on Earth.. then the miles thing wrecking Derse.. then all of us dying at least once.. we're pretty fucked.

It's why I wish we could all be here instead. I mean, the chances of not sucking and dying seem a little better.

[speakveryclearly]

I know. Instead of the odds being ever stacked against us, for once they seem to be in our favor. The Mongols were hardly a challenge, and we were able to aptly defend the city against the monsters too. Our victory might not be assured, but at least possible and not entirely glitched into oblivion.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Pretty much. At least we have more of a chance here, right? I just don't get it when so many people complain about being here, but then again I guess they just got luckily enough to grow up and live somewhere that wasn't shit. Or the shit stuff hadn't happened yet.

[speakveryclearly]

In my experience they think the former but are the latter.