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[Double pistols and a wonk.]

Hell yes.

[speakveryclearly]

If only we had video evidence of his own word being used against him from that night.

Wait a moment.

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We do, it's saved on the network Kanaya. Oh the wonders of technology. I even have it bookmarked 'cause it was kind of super cute.

[speakveryclearly]

[Shaking her head.]

We should just. Repost it one day.

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What if I just make a sound file of that bit where he said we're the best because we're wizards. So anytime it comes up I can just play it.

...Actually he'd probably get pissed off at me for that wouldn't he.

[speakveryclearly]

Probably.

It won't do to happen before the party or masquerade at the very least. Oughtn't to risk those.

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Yeah but I don't want to piss him off intentionally, I mean it would be a pretty jerkish thing for me to do.

[speakveryclearly]

[GOOD THING YOU'RE NOT BREAKING UP WITH HIM FOR SOLLUX THEN HUH]

That too...

Anyway. [Talking about Eridan, as naturally inclined as she is to do it, at the same time gets her depressed - especially in the context of the upcoming party. Buuuuuut.] What are you two doing? On the fourth.

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[YES INDEED.

But oh. The party thing.]

I dunno. I tried to get him to come to my little party thing but he kicked up a fuss, even though he didn't actually do that I know he was really, so I just said he didn't have to come if he didn't really want to. But we were gonna do something before that? Not sure what.

[speakveryclearly]

[Her expression's getting a little stormy.] When I saw him the other day he said he definitely wasn't coming. I tried to talk him out of letting Sollux dictate what he does and doesn't do. But even that psychological tactic failed.

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Yeah but, it's not like I'm gonna force him to go, if he don't wanna go then that's that. [Sigh.]

[speakveryclearly]

Oh, I agree, we can't just wrap him up in troll duct tape and drag him in. I'm just disappointed in him.

Who else is coming? Sollux of course...

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Yeah. I wish he would come but I know they don't get along and it would be pretty mean of my to try and guilt trip him into coming. Even if I did think about it!

My roomies might be around, I dunno? But.. I was gonna ask Collete. And this girl I just met called Rinoa!

[speakveryclearly]

Mmhmm.

[Beat. She's thoughtful.] I haven't become acquainted properly with either of those. But if you know them I probably wouldn't mind it.

[tipsygnostalgia]

They're pretty chill. I think you'd like them.

[speakveryclearly]

[She spends a second thinking, because she saw Collette on the network once but she didn't end up replying properly and can't remember what she looks like well enough to ask and make the connection. Oh well.]

Okay.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Anyways they might be coming, we'll see. That's.. pretty much all I have planned though? And cake.

[speakveryclearly]

I suppose it's plenty of a plan. It's only a first attempt. If this is deemed insufficiently ambituous, you can always do better next year.

[Next year... what a complicated proposition.]

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Next year... [That is a long time. Would her friends be here by then? Would she even be here?

Yeah let's just not think about that right now.]

Well Sollux's is in three months, I gave him a birthday. So maybe I'll have to up the stakes for that one.

[speakveryclearly]

Double or nothing, you might say.

If you're the gambling type.

[tipsygnostalgia]

For sures, especially the double bit 'cause of Sollux. Hah. What about you though, you know how long it is til your next wriggling day?

[speakveryclearly]

Uhm. [She's thinking to herself for a while. Numbers. Math.]

The 26th is the date. I think I'll be... 15 years of age in December - but then 7 sweeps in February. [Her tone indicates she'd much rather celebrate that.]

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Oh hey, that's when Sollux's party is gonna be too! We could have a double party! Hah, party for two on the second day of the second month, Captor might just shit his pants out of excitement at that.

[speakveryclearly]

I'll think about it. That's some time away, isn't it.

[What she's not saying is that if Eridan doesn't come to her wriggling day party she's going to just get herself a corpse box and live in it. Or maybe just give up on the preposterous infatuation altogether. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]

Two months, in fact.

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Yup! About two months from now.

[Oh Kanaya don't be sad, Roxy is sure everything would have worked out by then, hah.]