IC Contact / Voicemail

[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

Comments

[dicey]

His life sucks and I wanna be with him when his life sucks.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I know that feeling. Are you sure nothing can just break the cat though, I mean I do have a laser rifle..

[dicey]

It's fast as fuck; I tried everything. Axel has fire and he couldn't do it.

What would you do if you couldn't go near Dirk? Or someone.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I'd.. probably be doing this, and bitching about it. So yeah.

[dicey]

Yeah.

[loud drunk huff]

[tipsygnostalgia]

It'll be over soon.

[Siiiiiiiiigh. She's moving to go get a glass of water now though because of the alcohol.]

[dicey]

Fuck events. Fuck the Animus. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuuuuuuuuck.

... Wait. Fuck fuck fuck. There.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Fuuuuuuuuuck.

[She held it for eight seconds did you spot it]

[dicey]

That was a long fuck.

[... then she realizes what she said, and collapses into laughter]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Roxy's laughing too] That was a long fuck!

[dicey]

[this is at least eight times more hilarious than it would be if she were sober]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Oh Vriska you are probably going to regret this so much later when you feel like shit.]

[dicey]

[she won't care as long as she sleeps all day]

Hey. Roxy. Gotta question.

[tipsygnostalgia]

What's up?

[dicey]

Have you ever, like... you know.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Have I...what?

[dicey]

Ever, like...

... You knoooooooow.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Know what!! I dunno what you're talking about!

[dicey]

Done that! Had sex!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh! ....no.

Have you?

[dicey]

No, I still think it's kind of gross sometimes. Is that weird?

[tipsygnostalgia]

I don't think so? I mean everyone thinks it's gross at first then you sorta just.. end up with it becoming a not-gross thing.

[dicey]

I think it's like half and half. It's gross and embarrassing and ew but soooooooo interesting. I mostly don't want to but then I kind of do a little! Bluh.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Maybe you will want to when you find someone you wanna do it with.

[dicey]

Like who?