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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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its ok lol

[tipsygnostalgia]

press it and find out
in the interest of compunter science
* computer

This was my actual experience hahaha

[speakveryclearly]

Nothing
That Was What It Did

XDD

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yeah actually idk what it does
aside from editing in spreadsheets
but those r boring so who cares about them

[speakveryclearly]

They Dont Have Very Much Utility At The Moment Do They

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nope not ast all
* at

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It's mostly like human dating, I mean he said you still do things together but instead of sweet cute dates it's more.. you pick something you both like doing but want to compete in? At least that's the impression I got.

[samantha_grey]

So, [sip] it's like it's a relationship, but instead of saying things like I love you and holding hands, we're clawing each other and throwing annoying little pet names?

[She chuckled and looked down at her drink, shaking her head.]

I see why Feferi didn't think Gam worked for me. I just wanted to beat him up. I actually think I could have fun with this with Eridan. I don't know if the crazy clown would've understood.

[speakveryclearly]

What About Images
Or

grimAuxiliatrix [GA]'s netbook battery has died

[tipsygnostalgia]

Something like that yeah.

And uh, yeah. She was right. It's weird but from what I do know, you don't actually want to do any perma-damage or anything.

[samantha_grey]

That, I am starting to understand. It really wouldn't make sense to go too far. Much as you're supposed to piss each other off, they're actually... important, aren't they?

[She glanced up at Roxy with a bit of a sneer on her lips, a chuckle there.]

So, does that mean for all you think he's kind of a tool and a dick, you actually care about Sollux?

[tipsygnostalgia]

...He's still a total jerk but I still somehow have a crush too. And I wouldn't want anything actually bad to happen to him.

..Don't say anything though. Jade's the only other person that knows.

[that and.. the rest of the city Roxy]

[samantha_grey]

Heh. [She wasn't going to burst her bubble. These rivalries had a way of getting loud. Roxy'd notice how obvious it was eventually.] My lips are sealed.

I guess maybe something that disturbs me a little about this is that I'm probably tapping into my other half a little to stay sane like I do with him. We're nasty to each other and violent kind of like she is, but it works since I can cheat a little with his regeneration.

But, if that doesn't all come out, I guess, I don't know... it's not such a bad thing?

[tipsygnostalgia]

I think all you can really do is try it and see. Not gonna know otherwise, right?

[samantha_grey]

True, that. He's not even a terrible kisser to boot, so that's a bonus. Here's to ... what was it he called it? Here's to snogging trolls?

[She raised her glass with a twisted smirk on her face.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Roxy raises her glass]

So is it totally official between you guys now?

[samantha_grey]

[That made her snort and laugh after a clink and a longer drink than before. She probably drained a good third of the glass.]

Fuck if I know, honestly. We went on a date, and he told me I was 'his.' I get the feeling we're officially trying to be official or something like that. It's hard to tell with him, and I'm pretty damned damaged goods as is.

So, maybe yes? We're officially trying. That much I'm sure of.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Aww. Well that's good, I guess. And it'll give him something to be occupied with.

[samantha_grey]

We both seem to be pretty good at that. He's got a real possessive streak in him, doesn't he?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah that's the impression I get.

[samantha_grey]

[She looked down at her glass and grinned at it. There was a bit of an edge to the smirk while she tapped the rim. She was remembering something almost fondly for a moment.]

Hope he realizes I get that way too. Went to hell once to drag someone back because I wasn't through with them, and I hate that place. I'm still nervous, but if he's serious, he'd better be ready to put up with me for a while.

Exsilium/Text;

[caligulas_aquarium]

hey
look
i think wwe need to talk
cause theres a sleww of accusations regardin wwho murdered wwho an wwhy certain rainboww drinkin monsters may or may not be out to kill me
an if i keep lettin evveryone else givve you these little tidbits a info wwithout settin the story straight proper you might get the wwrong idea
so i think i probably should
yknoww
before that sorta thing happens
wwhich wwouldnt be good

[tipsygnostalgia]

is this to do w/the things sollux was saying about feferi

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell theres that
an kan keeps buggin me about tellin you wwhat happened so you dont think shes crazy
fyi she pretty much IS
but wwhatevver all i knoww is she said tell you or shed do it an in the past secondhand communication just aint gone wwell for me at all an caused nothin but problems
especially since that aint evven her timeline an shed be givvin you some bullshit vversion made up from wwhat are more than likely lies fed to her by people out to ruin public opinion a my name
so here i am

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ok
some of that sort off didnt make a lot of sense but i guess what youre saying is that youre goin to tell me which is what counts here

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah if there wwas anythin you could get from that wwhat you got from it is pretty much the most important thing
so
ok
here goes
an a bit of wwarnin this is gonna get long nothin i can do about that
anywway firstly fef WWAS sorta my girlfriend but it wwas only pale not flushed so it wwasnt exactly in any wway that mattered much
an that wwas a thing for a little wwhile i mean a feww swweeps
mostly i just shot wwhales to feed her lusus wwhich is wwhat i wwas sayin earlier about that
cause if the thing got too hungry itd start throwwin a fit an kill trolls wwith some psychic bullshit
an then once her lusus died an wwe got into the game she dumped me
she said i didnt need her as a moirail anymore so i asked her if she wwanted to be a bit more invvolvved
you knoww matesprits maybe
she said no but gavve me that old wwe can still be friends load you feed evveryone you dump so they dont feel so bad
except you knoww she kinda failed to evven do that an wwe only spoke twwice one a wwhich wwas a pre throwwdowwn convversation but ill get to that
in any case your ancestor an her three stupid friends fucked up their session an created this completely indestructible planet destroyin monster an in order to get rid of him sent him into our session
so wwe had to hide from him on this meteor for a little wwhile in the vveil but wwe didnt knoww wwhat to do an wwe had no plan so essentially it wwas a wwaitin game completely hopeless situation that sorta thing
so wwhile he flies around indiscriminately blowwin up planets in an attempt to find an murder the lot of us i figured either wwe ask the guy to spare us an try to join wwith him or just die
it didnt matter if he said no since hed kill us anywway so its a lose lose situation wwith a little glimmer a hope i figure
so i go find fef an shes hangin out wwith her piss vveined trash excuse of a matesprit an i ask her to come wwith me to talk jack into sparin us an maybe lettin us join him
but she says no an figures that me goin by myself is too dangerous cause he might find evveryone else through me an that if im really gonna go through wwith this then she an him got no choice but to kill me
noww for the record i dueled sol before wwhen i still ran riflekind an kinda got my ass handed to me yeah i admit that
but i had my wwand at this point kan alchemized for me an wwhen wwe threww dowwn i came out the better troll an beat him
i assumed id killed him but accordin to kar he survvivved an i only maimed him
anywway fef gets all pissed off cause i assume she thought he wwas dead so she comes at me wwith her trident so i do wwhat any person wwoulda done an defend myself
shot a hole through her killed her instant
then kan looks ovver an sees all this an gets pissed so comes at me wwith her chainsaww so i shot her too an left
long story short she came back as a rainboww drinker snapped my wwand in twwo then broke ME in twwo
an
thats it

[Leaving out the matriorb, duh.

Noones finding out about that.

Noone.]