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[tipsygnostalgia]

ok
some of that sort off didnt make a lot of sense but i guess what youre saying is that youre goin to tell me which is what counts here

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah if there wwas anythin you could get from that wwhat you got from it is pretty much the most important thing
so
ok
here goes
an a bit of wwarnin this is gonna get long nothin i can do about that
anywway firstly fef WWAS sorta my girlfriend but it wwas only pale not flushed so it wwasnt exactly in any wway that mattered much
an that wwas a thing for a little wwhile i mean a feww swweeps
mostly i just shot wwhales to feed her lusus wwhich is wwhat i wwas sayin earlier about that
cause if the thing got too hungry itd start throwwin a fit an kill trolls wwith some psychic bullshit
an then once her lusus died an wwe got into the game she dumped me
she said i didnt need her as a moirail anymore so i asked her if she wwanted to be a bit more invvolvved
you knoww matesprits maybe
she said no but gavve me that old wwe can still be friends load you feed evveryone you dump so they dont feel so bad
except you knoww she kinda failed to evven do that an wwe only spoke twwice one a wwhich wwas a pre throwwdowwn convversation but ill get to that
in any case your ancestor an her three stupid friends fucked up their session an created this completely indestructible planet destroyin monster an in order to get rid of him sent him into our session
so wwe had to hide from him on this meteor for a little wwhile in the vveil but wwe didnt knoww wwhat to do an wwe had no plan so essentially it wwas a wwaitin game completely hopeless situation that sorta thing
so wwhile he flies around indiscriminately blowwin up planets in an attempt to find an murder the lot of us i figured either wwe ask the guy to spare us an try to join wwith him or just die
it didnt matter if he said no since hed kill us anywway so its a lose lose situation wwith a little glimmer a hope i figure
so i go find fef an shes hangin out wwith her piss vveined trash excuse of a matesprit an i ask her to come wwith me to talk jack into sparin us an maybe lettin us join him
but she says no an figures that me goin by myself is too dangerous cause he might find evveryone else through me an that if im really gonna go through wwith this then she an him got no choice but to kill me
noww for the record i dueled sol before wwhen i still ran riflekind an kinda got my ass handed to me yeah i admit that
but i had my wwand at this point kan alchemized for me an wwhen wwe threww dowwn i came out the better troll an beat him
i assumed id killed him but accordin to kar he survvivved an i only maimed him
anywway fef gets all pissed off cause i assume she thought he wwas dead so she comes at me wwith her trident so i do wwhat any person wwoulda done an defend myself
shot a hole through her killed her instant
then kan looks ovver an sees all this an gets pissed so comes at me wwith her chainsaww so i shot her too an left
long story short she came back as a rainboww drinker snapped my wwand in twwo then broke ME in twwo
an
thats it

[Leaving out the matriorb, duh.

Noones finding out about that.

Noone.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

ok
so you and fef were pale pals
but you
liked her more than that im geuessing her
*guessing here
and you hate sollux for being her bf
so u fough w/him which is why he hates u
but then
somethign happened with some sort of asshole hacked boss
because yet again skaia pulls a scumbag move
so you all go hide somewhere
and u say ur leavin
which tbh yeah you probs wouldve just died from that so u know
they say no and stop u
so you kill them
then kanaya tries to kill u
so u kill her
then she kills u

thats the story of events right
ok
ty for telling me i mean i bet its something not easy todo
i mean those are some asshole moves there and im not suprised people hate you for them
but also
i guess i can sort of see why you did it maybe
i think?

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell yeah obvviously
i mean its nice to knoww SOMEONE around here got a bit of sense to em but yeah
wwhatevver
its sorted noww you knoww wwhat the deal is
an the important thing is you at least dont seem like youre gonna jump on the lets dump ampora under a movvin train bandwwagon
wwhich is good
i mean thats the only reason im doin this if only cause makin this seem much wworse than it is is a skill these assholes havve mastered
like the wway sol said it for example its missin most of the important details as you may havve noticed

[tipsygnostalgia]

ok well
i think theres a big difference in killing someone attakcing u
and just going on a flat out murderspree lik crazy filks do
so while its not exactly ok i guess there was reasons and maybe its just a normal troll thing idk i mean youre all sort of p violet
* violent
and even if sometimes you maybe overreact a bit @ me and maybe make things out to be way worse than they really are
you havent really been a fuckhead to me at least not on purpose
which is what counts i think
so its cool
and i guess sollux was just worried i mean i am his fave human after all

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah wwell id be careful about trustin wwhat that guy says hes only honest one wway half the time
he could end up sayin youre his least favvorite the next day wwho the fuck knowws wwith that drama sack sometimes
anywway onto other stuff uh
so
you heard theres gonna be some stupid mask party in a little wwhile that one guys organizin right

[tipsygnostalgia]

haha half of the time
so couldve called that myself
and yeah i know all about the party
i was tlaking wt/ the guy wanting to do it
i think it sounds real fun i cant wait 2 go

[caligulas_aquarium]

that so
cause i wwas thinkin of goin too actually
then i realized i wwould be goin unaccompanied
an figured if by some chance you wwere goin unaccompanied too then wwe could both go unaccompanied together
so wwe wwould then in fact not be goin unaccompanied at all
wwhat do you think

[tipsygnostalgia]

eridan
is this your really quite spectaclularly awkward way of saying
yo rox wanna go 2 the mask ball w/me

[caligulas_aquarium]

pretty much

[tipsygnostalgia]

going unnacommpanied together sounds good to me

[caligulas_aquarium]

ok cool
but i mean you can call it wwhatevver like a date i guess if you wwant
i just wwasnt sure howw to wword it so i ended up wwith that mess of an attempt

[tipsygnostalgia]

i wanna call it a date! :3

[caligulas_aquarium]

alright wwell then i guess its a date
so uh
see you then

[tipsygnostalgia]

see ya ;D