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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[speakveryclearly]

This Is The Rainbow Drinker Again From Last Week
Ive Decided To Contact You Again This Time Without My Clown Of A Friend Getting In Our Way
Would You Agree That Interfered With The Presumably Shared Goal Of Having A Polite And Intellectually Advancing Conversation

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[tipsygnostalgia]

hiya
its kananaya right
* kanaya
we can totes go for one of those advancing conversantions i havent had one of those in days

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[speakveryclearly]

I Have The Same Complaint Some Days
But Its Rarer With People Whove Heard Of Sgrub
Or Sburb
Or Whatever It May Be
You Seemed To Have Some Degree Of Familiarity With It

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[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah me + my friends were just entering it before this placed did its wormholeything and brought me here instead

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[speakveryclearly]

A Second Session Then Separate From Rose Lalonde And Company
How Odd

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[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah so is anyone actually going 2 shit down and tell me whats up w/ that
* sit
lol sorry
all you trolls here saying you know my mom
then dirks bro turns up here for like 2 secs but hes a kid
then angry ghosty stabbyb troll shows up and none of u know her
everything just confunsing as FUCk rn
* confusing

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[speakveryclearly]

I Know Nothing At All About Meenah Other Than That Shes A Younger Version Of Our Empress The Imperial Condesce
She Has Some Very Strange Ideas About The Scratch

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[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah i thoguht so
meanin i got even less reasons to want to interact w/her that i did in the first place

whats this scratch stuff your tlaking about i dont get it
*talk

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[speakveryclearly]

Neither Do I
I May Be The Sylph Of Space But I Understand Very Little About That Or Time

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[tipsygnostalgia]

but what do you know
about "rose lalande" that is
* lalonde
wow cant even type my own nome now
* name
fuck
all i know so far is that she as in rose played a game of sburb
with dave too since i saw him in his fancy pjs
and then you aliens somehow knew them im guessin using trollian
and you played too your hole group
* whole
maybe
maybe kid bitchwitch played too? :3
i mean that makes sense in as much sense as this could possibly even make

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[speakveryclearly]

There Was A Session Of Twelve Trolls
Myself Among Them
Kid Batterwitch Not
We Played Sgrub And Created The Universe Containing Earth
In Which Four Humans Played Sgrub
Rose Lalonde And Dave Strider Among Them
Josh And Jade Being The Other Two
I Think
Its Been A Long Time

And These Kids Had Biologically Related Guardians As Well
Such As Brothers And Mothers
Rose Lalondes Resembling You Greatly But Thats Just How Human Biology Works I Guess

And Then There Was The Scratch
A Rift In Space And Time
Occurring At The End Of The Human Session
I Know Little About It But It Destroyed All Remaining Life In Their Universe
And Somehow Thrust A Terrible Demon Into The Universe Of Us Trolls As Well
Who Was Trying To Kill Us All
Before We Came Here

[Text] you wrote Josh lol

[tipsygnostalgia]

actually
yeah
john was th name of janeys poppop and jades jakes granma
youre saying you kjnew roses guardian though
which would make them my grandparent right?
or am i missing something here

Yeah she forgot his name and thought for a long time Dave was Steve...

[speakveryclearly]

Whats A Grandparent

OH lol

[tipsygnostalgia]

its the parents or ur parents

the ancestor of your ancestor

YEP also "Steve" told her he was the president but she knew that was a troll

[speakveryclearly]

Oh
In That Case
Yes
That Is What I Suppose Would Have Been Going On

Maybe We Should Make A Timeline

[tipsygnostalgia]

we should
in fact im totes loading up the ms paint app thingy on this netbook right now and making a timeline chart

[speakveryclearly]

Ive Handwritten One
Tell Me What You Think Of It
I Think Theres Missing Information

Attached: Timeline.gif

[tipsygnostalgia]

[She looks at the timeline]

thats p neat
but its got to be wrong
you said rose and etc were kids right
because back in that time they were adult
jane + jake were in 2011 an they were famosu andults
dave and rose that is
jade + jane were older im tlsking like 1900s births
then me + dirk are from 2424
this gonan be 1 fucked up timeline

[speakveryclearly]

John Rose Dave And Jade Were All 13 Human Years Old In 2009
Im Very Confident Of This
Though Little Else About Human Culture And The Role They May Or May Not Have Played In It

Meanwhile Am I To Deduce Dirk Jane And Jake Were Your Coplayers

[tipsygnostalgia]

then how did they go bakc into time and get older
hmm
this is so fucking weird
maybe we need like a group session to make some sort of sensne of this
* sense

[speakveryclearly]

We Probably Do
Especially Considering None Of The Humans In Question Except You Are Even Here
Making This Additionally Difficult

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah
i didnt relalty get to talk to dave before he dissapeared again :(
oh
OH
caniii aask you aqustion
* question
was my mom really in hatelove w/eridan

[speakveryclearly]

As Far As I Know They Never Spoke
Oh
Wait
Yes They Did
She Allegedly Blew Up His Computer From Another Universe
Though I Have No Idea Whether This Was Actually A Courtship Maneuver On Her Part Or Not
She Was Quite The Mysterious Individual

[tipsygnostalgia]

lol thats a p neat trick

[speakveryclearly]

I Have No Idea How It Actually Played Into Her Role As The Seer Of Light
And In Fact Found The Fact It Didnt Worrying
But That Was So Long Ago