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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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yes they do refer to him
howd did you know
;D

[speakveryclearly]

Hes Just Earned A Reputation Among As The Troll With The Greatest Amount Of Perversities
Such As For Instance A Predeliction For Standing In Places
And Watching
It Makes Us Uncomfortable When He Stands There
And Watches

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and the ordrering abound
* around
but yeah the trolls i aready now i p much like them theyre fun

[speakveryclearly]

The Orders Around Do Indeed Abound

Im Actually Very Happy To Be With Them Again
Its Been A Long Time For Me Since We Last Met

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how come its been a long time
i thought you guys wehere all together before being zapped outta space and brought here
at least thats what the impression i got was

[speakveryclearly]

We Were At First
But Some Of Us Were Zapped Somewhere Else And Then Zapped Here
Theres A Lot Of Spatial And Temporal Redistribution On
Essentially My "Juggalo" Friend And I Have Been Separated From The Others For Almost A Year

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh
well i guess if you can be zapaped here it makes sense you could be aapepd somewhere else too
* zapped
a yeah huh thats a pretty long time
i dont wanan be stuck here a year w/o my pals

[speakveryclearly]

Im Aware Of No Less Than Four Zapping Entities Counting Exsilium
Nobody Is Entirely Safe
And Though Your Pals May Turn Up Theres Not A Guarantee

Maybe We Could Become Friends As A Contingency Plan

[tipsygnostalgia]

we can b friends
rule 1= no chainsawing me
rule 2 = no more rules after that we cool

[speakveryclearly]

We Are Cool

Does That Make Us Coolkids
Im Still Not Sure How Exactly That Cultural Construct Works

[tipsygnostalgia]

yes we are now coolkids its all legit and verifried and shit

[speakveryclearly]

Okay
What Are Coolkids Supposed To Do
I Think Shades Are Perhaps Requisite

[tipsygnostalgia]

heyy yes we need some shades
8)
8)
wait letme fix that one
>8) is that how you do texthorns

[speakveryclearly]

Its Been Done That Way Before Yes
Though Many Horn Shapes Are Known
}:) (:B ]:)
And Since Mine Are Mainly Notable In Their Asymmetry
I Dont Usually Bother
((8U))
Hows This
Im Not Sure The Glow Carries Over To Text As Well As I Might Hope

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whats that one (:B
is that some weird curvey horn w/ janey teeth or what

[speakveryclearly]

Im Afraid Youre Reading It Backwards
A Common Mistake
The Left Curve Is Actually The Typical Mouth As Represented By An Aside Arc
While The Right Is The Pair Of Relatively Rounded Horns
So There Are No Janey Teeth Here
This Smiley Is In Fact Karkatesque

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh
whats a karkat im assuming they are another troll
does she have little horns then
or he

[speakveryclearly]

Yes Karkat Is Another Troll Albeit One Whos Not Here
And Yes He Has Little Horns

[tipsygnostalgia]

aww cute

[speakveryclearly]

It Really Is
Hes A Little Insecure About The Trait
But Its Actually Endearing Really

[tipsygnostalgia]

maybe he will show up here sometime
since trolls seem to be the initiates hot topic right now

[speakveryclearly]

My Digits Are So Intimately Intertwined Right Now Theyre Becoming Pretzels

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lol

so tell me why has eridan got a problem w/you
you can tell me since i like work w/him or hes my teacher or whatever you want 2 call it

[speakveryclearly]

He Doesnt Have A Problem Wth Me
He Has A Problem With Something An Alternate Version Of Me Did To Him In Another Timeline
Im Hoping Hell Realize What Alternate Means Eventually

[tipsygnostalgia]

what was that
i mean im hanging out w/him l8r so maybe i can try to talk so,e snese into him or something
as long as this really isnt a ploy to get close and chainsaw him cause if it was your shit would have 2 get wrecked