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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[tipsygnostalgia]

hey cut that out!
of course u dese4rve it more than a lot of th other chumps i meeat aournd this place
* around

i think your really gr8 and you deserve 2 b happy alright

[She means it.]

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Please Dont Patronize Me
Or Is It Matronize In This Situation
Then Again I Guess Its Not Either Considering Your Obvious Sincerity

[She is such a mess.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

it is sincere
youre really nice and smart and pretty and
you dont deserve anything horribible to happen to you i mean it

[Just going to... rest her forehead against Kan's here]

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Whats Horribible Mean
Is It Like The Opposite Of A Conventionally Horrible Thing
Because Im Afraid You Definitely Constitute One

[Just imagine the conventional extremely intense darlingest between-jade-and-cobalt here. The stuff that usually accompanies moments like this but doesn't fit the previous tone of bracketspam. Like when was the last time a piece of serious logstuff went like this:

Slowly yet suddenly kiss.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah whore bibles in this context i guess is a not horrible thing
idk really so w/e thats wht it is now

[And then 'all of the sudden' there is a kiss. Roxy is surprised at first as her brain tries to catch up on wtf is going on. But then she realizes and..

this is okay. This is good. She doesn't mind kissing at all.]

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[Okay that's what's happening then. Kanaya is okay with this. Roxy seems okay with this. Things are good again. She's actually kissing an actual girl -- if she had dreams that weren't Prospitan or nightmarish, she'd think this was one and ask someone toi pinch her.

But it's not, so she will just put her hand in Roxy's hair. It is, to her, probably relatively soft. Bless mammal lineage.]

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[Of all the things she planned to do today, smooching an alien girl wasn't something she had planned. She isn't complaining though, stepping slightly closer as she wraps a hand around Kanaya's shoulder.]

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[Okay. Things are going okay. Kanaya puts her other hand around Roxy's neck and hesitantly continues to pet her hair. This is a thing mammals like, right? As well as more kissing? Oh, god, are her fangs getting in the way. She's just got to chill. She's got this. And it sure is not going to be awkward when they are done.]

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[And Roxy is not freaking out. Nope, not at all.. is she doing this right? She must be, aliens kiss just like humans right? It is stranger with the fangs and she is overly concentrating on them because they would probably hurt if she catches them, but pushing those thoughts aside she lifts up her second arm to join the other around Kan's neck, continuing the kiss for a moment before pulling away.]

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[...]



so uh

[Yeah.]

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[...yep. Kanaya can totally look Roxy in the eye. That's what she's supposed to do. Yup. Everything is cool.]

Well
Uh
Im Sure Glad It Turns Out Your Species Has No Oral Poison Glands
Not That We Have Those Either
Theyre Just A Common Trait In Science Fiction And Fantasy

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Yes look at all this eye contact that is happening here]

hah yeah
pretty good that we figured that out huh
were doing wonders 4 humantroll relations here

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Yes Indeed
Were Making Such
Such Leaps And Bounds In Xenoanthropology

[tipsygnostalgia]

hell yeahs



so uh


waht sorta kiss was that
i mean like was it a spur or the mometn kiss
* moment
or a i actually like u kiss

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Well
Uhmm
Id Consider It A
"You Actually Consider Me Nice And Pretty A Combination Of Opinions Almost Unheard Of In My Experience And Are Also Very Pretty Yourself
"And Anyone Who Doesnt Want To Go Out With You Is Fatally Insane"
Type Of Kiss

But Not A
"For Our Next Xenoanthropological Venture Lets Explore Alien Relationship Formalization Ceremonies"
Kind Of Kiss

I Dont Know

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh good
i mean thats the sorta kiss i was thinking it was too so
thats perfectly fine

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Ok Then
Im Glad Were In Agreement
I Think

[ahahaha, it's okay Kan, soon the floor will swallow you up...]

[tipsygnostalgia]

i think so!
and uh
like i said before dont woory about the eridan thing he will ocme around eventually
*come

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Yeah
I Wont