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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

So gross. Why does that not even surprise me?

[biifurcatiion]

Becauthe you grew up under our Emprethh, and thhe'th a freak?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Which is kind of funny, all things considering. You know she banned humans from having sex? She was so grossed out by it.

[biifurcatiion]

[That gets him to sit up next to her, a weirdly uncertain look on his face.]

Why, what'th tho grothh about how you guyth have thex? Bethideth the parathitic mode of reproduction thing.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Nothing! Your Queen was just a delusional nutjob. Or maybe she lied and only banned it since she was so jealous she wasn't getting any.

[biifurcatiion]

Heh, well, thhe'd never thtoop to the liketh of fucking around with thomeone who wouldn't even be conthidered a perthon. [He pokes at her side gently.] Or thuppothedly thhe would, but not mammalth, that'th practically beathtiality.

[tipsygnostalgia]

What does that say about you then? [Poking back, all things considering he isn't really one to talk!]

[biifurcatiion]

That I'm a kinky freak, probably? It'th not ath thtrange ath I thought it wath going to be.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Probably! Doesn't really suprise me though, oddly enough.

[biifurcatiion]

Heh, I would athk why that ith but I think I don't need you to tell me.