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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[biifurcatiion]

fuck you, ii iinvented con2ciiou2 2elf de2truiive behaviior before your uniiver2e even exii2ted.
before we even dreamed of makiing iit ii wa2 bu2y iintentiionally ruiiniing my liife, 2o you can ju2t 2uck iit.
and yeah ii am actually, ii am fuckiing up2et and pii22ed off about everythiing and that e2peciially.
wow look what a moviing emotiional confe22iion, ii hope youre happy wiith your2elf for wrenchiing out that biit of poiintle22 hone2ty.
waiit, here'2 another.
ff ii2 gone and you were riight, iit fuckiing tear2 me up.
you wiin, ii have feeliing2 after all and all of them 2uck.
ii2 that what you wanted two hear?

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[tipsygnostalgia]

well youre the one who started the whole i dont want to talk to you thing so
you only have urself to blame on that part?
should have kept it up longer i was enjoying my sweet sollux captor vacation!
and no i didnt
i mean yes u finally just admitting it is what i wanted 2 here
but not because of her leaving again
aww man whats a girl got to do to keep a fish girl around this place? :'(
so because your gf left u want to get drunk despite being an asshole to me in the past for doing similar things
heres ur freebie for the day im going 2 teach u a word we have in our human language
its spelt like this h y p o c r i t e i think you should learn it

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[biifurcatiion]

ii dont really care what you thiink about iit.
ii dont really care what you thiink about ANYTHIING, how about that.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

sigh
see i dont believe that at all
i think u do and thats why you told me
if u wanted to booze it up u could just go out and buy some w/o having 2 ask me
meanin ur looking for an excuse to talk to me again + tell me these things
if you rly want it tho u can come over and i will give you alcohol
after making you sign a legal disclaimer saying im totes not responsible for any stupid shit you do because of it

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[biifurcatiion]

iif ii had 2omethiintg two talk two you about before now ii would have talked two you about iit.
and why would you iin any capaciity ever a22ume that ii wouldnt take re2pon2iibiiliity for the 2tupiid 2hiit that ii do.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

because you like causing fights and just generally complaining about every tiny thing?
so you probably would bring it up at some point
so i am just skipping that right now

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[biifurcatiion]

you dont know 2hiit about me.
ju2t becau2e ii get iin fiight2 wiith you every tiime ii 2o much a2 thiink about you doe2nt mean ii generally on priinciiple giive enough fuck2 two fiight at all.
iin fact ii am u2ually iin a fuck defiiciit, 2o you 2hould con2iider your2elf honored.
ii2 thii2 2ome kiind of weiird 2iick black ploy two make me hate you more by pretendiing two giive a 2hiit about whether or not ii wreck my2elf?

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[tipsygnostalgia]

see this is what im talking about omfg
i was just trying 2 give u advice
coming from someone who drank every time something upset her or became a problem
dont do it
because its dumb
but now that ive said it and u still want 2 do it then go ahead

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[biifurcatiion]

well what would you 2ugge2t a2 an alternate then iif iit2 2o fuckiing problematiic.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

k well
is this a hypothetical world where you arent going to insta-shootdown everything i say just cause i said it

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[biifurcatiion]

ye2 pretend ii dont thiink your every iidea amount2 two le22 than equiiu22 2kiidmark2.