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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[timaeus_testified]

[He gestures to the way back down with one hand.] How about we head on back down and go have breakfast then. I bet Rose is just as eager about today as you are.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah! That sounds like a great idea actually. I wanna see her.

[timaeus_testified]

I need to give her a gift too, since you both share the same wriggling day.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Me too! I had Rose's for a while, it's just been in my room for quite a bit.

[timaeus_testified]

It took some time to get hers ready, for the same reason yours took a while.

[tipsygnostalgia]

What did you get her?

[timaeus_testified]

I made her a winter cloak and gloves. She moves so fast when she fights a little extra protection will do her good.

[tipsygnostalgia]

She'll like it a lot.

[timaeus_testified]

I thought she would, we're a lot alike. Practicality is something we both hold as a golden rule.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I still think it's so funny how you two are so similar.

[timaeus_testified]

I can't say I was too surprised but, to some degree I was. Did you expect to be anything like Dave?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Not really. I mean he's a Strider so I expected him to act like one or be like you, I mean.
Though I guess it makes a little sense when you look at your bro? I mean his movies and stuff were hilarious, it's the sort of shit I'd pull if I had the chance too. But you might too?

.....Stri-Lalondes.They're all awesome. There we go.

[timaeus_testified]

...I guess I might if given the chance. I couldn't say 100% for sure what I'd do except it would involve puppets. Bro was...an odd glimpse into a might have been.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh man I miss bro. My ecto baby-daddy. He was gonna make sure Dave got me a mother's day card and all these other funny embarrassing parent stuff.

[timaeus_testified]

I'm not even surprised. You two matched about as much as you and Ar.

[tipsygnostalgia]

We'd even planned on swapping kids twice a week to make sure we got all our parental responsibilities in. Dave and Rose would've hated us.

You ended up being a pretty cool guy, Dirk. I mean not that you aren't totally rad now, but you know what I mean.

[timaeus_testified]

Yeah, I know what you mean. It's crazy ideas like this why you're banned from being drunk around Stark.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I don't see why that has to be a thing. Me and Stark wouldn't get up to any trouble!

[timaeus_testified]

She said, unironically.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh come on, I'm serious! I think you're just making a big deal outta nothing.

[timaeus_testified]

I think I'm playing it safe. The two of you are too alike and together that would be dangerous.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I think you meant awesome.

[timaeus_testified]

If that's how you want to say the end of a building, then yes I mean awesome.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Thought you did. You're so lucky I'm here to correct you.

[timaeus_testified]

If you could call it luck. [Right here he offers her his hand.] So, now that we've hashed this out. Let's get out of the cold.