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[tipsygnostalgia]

oh
is this about me and sollu x being pale pals
except not rly since were not official troll pale pales
*pals
just the human sort i guess where sometimes he rly needs someone to get him to stop whniing and being mad and stuff

[fintastic]

Y-EA)( t)(at!
W)(y not really t)(oug)(?
You'd be P-ERC)(F-ECT toget)(er!
So long as you weren't messing wit)( my computer again. 38P

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now that we r friends i am sorry for that feferi
but the comic sans rly did need to go
and idk
i mean i guess it wasnt so much of a big deal 4 me since i was p much the number 1 pale friend to all my friends at home
so i never rly menitoned it?
* mentuned
* mentioned FUCk

[fintastic]

You just don't know w)(at fun R-EALLY is.
Anyway, I won't pus)( you because t)(at is rude! Du)(!
But I will tell you t)(at if t)(at's somet)(ing you want, you s)(ould go for it!
Like actually ask )(im because it's Sollux and you s)(ould know )(ow )(e gets.

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oh hey i all sort so f know how to have fun
but com sans aint on that list sorry




do u rly think i shoud bring it up
like as an actual thing
i mean isnt the troll way to also stop each other from being retards and killing ppl
did he tell u about what happened w meenah

[fintastic]

It is! And no )(e didn't!!
I don't t)(ink )(e )(ad a c)(ance, sometimes I get busy.
W)(at )(appened?

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oh
well me and that stupid fishbitch kind of get into a fight
and we sorta had a throwdown
and i was gonna magic shoot her
but soluc turned up all pissed off
*sollux
and basically
i guess it was a good thing he showed up because killing her woudl have been bad
even though i was so mad at him # the time 4 ruining it
:(

[fintastic]

I knew it! )(e is SO into you!
Unless )(e was trying to auspicetize you...
O)( man, you really S)(OULD talk to )(im now!

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but what should i say i mean

ok
i have 2 confess
i sort of asked kanaya last week about if pale crushes can b a thing
since thers def no funny biz going on here but sometimes w him i
idk just want to help him i guess?
like from hacker buddy 2 another hacker buddy

[fintastic]

T)(ere is totally suc)( t)(ing as a pale crus)(!
I did a w)(ole big write-up about troll romance, it made Karkat mad, but you can go read it if you want.
But even t)(en I t)(ink it's just somet)(ing t)(at you )(ave to try, before you can understand!
And I know )(umans can do it because I )(ave seen it done before.
So if you want to try it, you s)(ould, I will be )(ere to )(elp you too!
Plus
Would I R-EALLY be suggesting if I t)(oug)(t you were going to get up to funny business?
I T)(INK NOT!

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh i already know about all the romances
sort of
i mean growing up on shitty troll earth and stuff me and dirk know all the troll histories
its just never been an acutal thing 4 us even if we knew abotu it
* about
on account of us being humans and not trolls and all
maybe i shoudl talk 2 him about tit
it lol

[oh wait...]

what do u think eridan would say about it tough
* though
:3
you know how him and sollux are

[fintastic]

I t)(ink )(e would say somet)(ing greedy and self-centered and rude!
Not t)(at I am biased.

[tipsygnostalgia]

lol probably
wait
probaBUBBLY
hell yes i OWN these watery puns
i just dont ant 2 make things worse between them since i know things are always bad

[fintastic]

Roxy! Now is not time for fis)(puns!



JK it's always time for fis)( puns!! 38D Nice one.
But I cannot see it doing anyt)(ing OT)(-ER t)(an making t)(ings worse.
I t)(ink it's really important t)(at your matesprit and moirail can at least tolerate eac)( ot)(er.
I )(ad t)(e same problem, actually. It sucked!!

I guess I could always ask -Eridan w)(at )(e t)(inks, if you really want.
But only as a favor because you are my friend!

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i don tknow
youve known them a lot longer than me so what do yuo think
:3

[fintastic]

My )(onest opinion is t)(at you s)(ould ditc)( t)(e douc)(efin and get wit)( Sollux!

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but i dont want to
ditching him that is!
:(

[fintastic]

T)(en I )(ave no more advice for you!
Maybe you can do bot)( and get SUP-ER lucky and I will be wrong.
Maybe! 38P

[tipsygnostalgia]

maybe!
i hope so
coz i wasnt planning on breaking up w him even though literally almost ALL of you have told me i should

[fintastic]

I just )(ope you never )(ave to understand w)(y we are telling you to!
But if you're really going to try to do t)(is I don't t)(ink you s)(ould tell -Eridan about it alone.
)(e can get a little overly.... ent)(usiastic about t)(ings.
And it could get messy if )(e's in a particularly bad mood!
An D-EFINIT-ELY tell )(im before, not after!

[tipsygnostalgia]

wait tell him what alone
the sollux thing
or r u tlakgin aboat something else here
* about
* talking also
newayz w/e it is im p sure the best way is 2 actually tell him alone

[fintastic]

Yes t)(e Sollux t)(ing!
I just don't want )(im going off on you in one way or anot)(er is all. 38(

[tipsygnostalgia]

you shoudl worry its fine
wait
*shouldnt
lmfao whoopsie
but yeah like maybe he will rant off and go ALL CAPSED TO FUCK but big deal
i mean sometimes u gotta just let him go calm his fins a bit and wait til he wants 2 b reasonable
i really dunno waht ur all concerned about

[fintastic]

I don't know w)(at I would )(ave to be concerned about eit)(er!
)(e only spent sweeps trying to commit genocide, killed almost all of )(is consorts, nearly betrayed )(is friends, murdered t)(e only two trolls still willing to put up wit)( )(is s)(enanigans, and destroyed any )(ope our race )(ad of continuing w)(en )(e didn't get )(is way!
You're rig)(t, it is kind of weird t)(at I would be worried about one of my best friends getting close wit)( someone like t)(at!

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[There's a bit of a gap before she responds again.]

ok i know that a lot of rly bad things hapepend!
* happened
and i understand why u all hate him
and tbh i think i would too in the same situation
or maybe even if i knew all that before he was my friend
but i didnt
and he was my friend first w/o knowing all these horbible things so even when i found out these things i still wanted to be his friends and everythhing else
if that makes since
* sense
:3