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[tipsygnostalgia]

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[caligulas_aquarium]

it doesnt MATTER WWHAT KINDA IMPRESSION SHE GIVVES OFF
i SAID shes a psychotic rainboww drinker wwho snaps an kills people faster than she can run
since apparently bein incredibly fast is a rainboww drinker thing
i dont knoww if vvampires do that too bu
WWAIT NO im goin off track here look
couldnt you just take my wword for it wwhy isnt that good enough for you
wwhy wwould i say she wwas if she WWASNT
THAT is wwhat friends DO they BELIEVVE EACH OTHER
cant you just showw a little faith is that so hard to do
or wwas this seriously just a case of i dont got no place puttin my trust in lalondes cause quite frankly after dealin wwith your caliginous harlot of an ancestor an noww this id wwell believve its hereditary to mess wwith people
just shes clearly the more open about it

[tipsygnostalgia]

hey dont call my mom a harlot
no cool chill the fuck out
shes got nothing to do w/ this at all

so r u actually mad @ me
like actually mad for realsies
if it was this big of a deal i woudlnt had said anything to her but i rly didnt think u were gonna dive off the fucking deep end liek this one
just take slow breathes and calm down abit
we are still friends and ur still one of my top friends here ok

do u want a hug or somethin

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Goddamn Roxy, telling him to calm down and offering hugs. That is just the most forward pale solicitation ever.

He'd actually be inclined to say that if he wasn't blinded by sheer rage, actually.]

am i mad
AM I MAD
ARE YOU SERIOUS
WWHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK
DO YOU THINK IM USIN DEROGATORY TERMS TO INSULT YOUR ANCESTOR AN GOIN NUTS WWITH THE ALLCAPS KAR STYLE TO SHOWW JUST HOWW FUCKIN OVVERJOYED I AM RIGHT NOWW
god you knoww that wwould be funny if you actually kneww wwho that wwas that wwas a perfectly wwasted line
obvviously not the line about your human mother i mean the other one
but yes im pissed off
i cannot think of a single person im NOT pissed off wwith right noww
the initiativve for bein such huge fuckups kan for SHOWWIN UP an RUININ evverythin an all a you for sidin wwith her on this
theres not a single thing surroundin me right noww i dont wwanna direct my wwrath towwards typin vverbal or otherwwise
an its like no matter howw pissed off i get in these situations if i just ignore it or try an forget about it or go out an kill a ton of shit to try an get ovver it i CANT
i literally havve NO IDEA to deal wwith it
so to answwer your question i dont wwant a goddamned hug i wwant better friends wwho DONT DRIVVE ME CRAZY
you knoww wwhat forget it this isnt doin me or you no sorts a good at all im literally doin nothin but flounder an thrash around like a fish on dry land its PATHETIC i knoww its probably wwhat youre thinkin i dont givve a shit im awware a that its exactly wwhy im just so fuckin DONE with this right noww

---caligulasAquarium [CA] is now offline---

[tipsygnostalgia]

fyi i do know who kar is if its karkat you mean
he has little cute horns like this (:B or so im told
it was one of the olther things me and kanayaya were talking about
when we werent CONSPRING AGAINST YOU OBVIOUSLY
and when did i ever say or give th impression that i was taking her side
oh thats right
I DIDNT BECUASE I WAS OBVIOUSLY STILL ON YOUR SIDE
but if you are going to be grumpy about this and keep yellin then i wonder why i should bother
stop putting words in my mough jesus fuck
gonna say this agian
calm ur fins
r u sure you dont want to hang out or something since that is actually a thing friends do when one is upset or mad @ the other they try to make it better


hey eridan
oh f u

[logging off isnt gonna stop her from sending you messages you know. Totes super gorgeous elite hacker here remembers]

you cant just log off half way into a conservation we are having
* conversation

[caligulas_aquarium]

[oh goddamnit lousy stupid gorgeous elite hacker friend.

still yeah kind of overreacted there

just a little

maybe]

look
can wwe just
talk about this later wwhen im not bein a big emotional wwreck
if you still wwant to i guess
i aint exactly mad at you specifically its complicated
so

[He should apologize here, right...

HMMMM...]

i guess throwwin evverythin there at you MIGHT havve been a bit ovver the line
you havvent really done anythin meritin all that

[Best he could do.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Thats still good enough for her]

its ok
hit me up when ur feeling a little better about everyhting i guess ok
?

[caligulas_aquarium]

right
and uh
thanks

[tipsygnostalgia]

np :3