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[tipsygnostalgia]

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[tipsygnostalgia]

We can argue about this forever but nobody's gonna be right. Culture clash, basically.

[biifurcatiion]

But you're willing to give way to mine.

[tipsygnostalgia]

[...]

Yeah. I don't think it's that big of a deal though.

[biifurcatiion]

Huh. [It makes sense, in a weird way.] It'th not, I guethh. If you think you can do it. And if it doethn't work, oh well.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Maybe it's a terrible idea and will end horribly, who knows. But it's not like I actually planned any of this, believe me alien hate-dating or whatever the hell you call it was the last thing on my mind. I mean it's kind of embarrassing to think back to when we both pretty much said we would rather hack body parts off than be near each other.

[Whereas right now, they're all snuggled up and still really close to each other.]

Even though I was totally right when I said you were crushing on me. [Even though that was ages before either of them actually were, BUT STILL...]

[biifurcatiion]

Really? In retrothpect I feel like that thhould have been a thign that we were in over our headth. Who the fuck actually doeth thomething like that?

[And he shifts back again, his arm going back around her waist.]

Yeth, look at you, predicting the future. Meanwhile I wath right, too, you were totally into me, even if you didn't intentionally grope my body when you had it.

[tipsygnostalgia]

People with no god damn sense I guess, that's who.

[She doesn't mind him moving closer to her again, not at all. She's not cold any more but shifts a little closer; its welcome for more reasons than just the shared body heat.]

Yeah. Well I did intentionally grope it after that first time, but only to piss you off. The whole thing was pretty weird.

[biifurcatiion]

No kidding. [Oh man, so awkward the first moment he looked. So of course he goes for the most awkward thing he can think of-] Are all humanth that hairy?

[He grins nastily at her.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[That works too, causing her whack him on the shoulder- oh my god Sollux don't say things like that.]

Yes if you really must know, all humans have body hair! And you don't! That's weird!

[biifurcatiion]

[That just makes him snicker loudly, not at all embarrassed.]

That'th becauthe I'm not a mammal, trollth evolved from inthectth.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Gross. Anyway I knew you totally felt me up. I bet that was what you were doing all day long, wasn't it.

[biifurcatiion]

No, I thpent at leatht half the time thuffering through your hangover. But yeah I touched your boobth, tho what?

tagbomb inc

[tipsygnostalgia]

So nothing. I knew you would, it's old news. Thus acting out the stereotype of what guys would do in a girl's body.

alas I can't return the favor tonight

[biifurcatiion]

I wouldn't have done it if you hadn't groped me firtht. I jutht had to even the thcore.

its ok bb

[tipsygnostalgia]

It was totally for scientific purposes. As a science enthusiast I'm like.. completely required to grope myself if I find myself inside an alien bod.

[biifurcatiion]

Yeah well I don't think your thaggy chetht and your thtrangely hairy bod are neccetharily titillating in the way you think they are. I wath jutht trying to even up the harrathhment. NO, wait, that thoundth really terrible, forget I thaid that. You thtarted it, I wath obligated to finithh it, much to my horror.

[tipsygnostalgia]

You weren't obligated to do anything of the sort, you just wanted to.

[biifurcatiion]

Eheheh, your chetht thacth aren't that interethting.

[He says, as he tries to cop a feel.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Blocking his hand because...]

If they aren't that interesting you don't need to touch them again do you.

[biifurcatiion]

What if they get more interethting and appealing the more I touch them, though?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Hah, you wanna touch them so bad. Maybe if you ask nicely.

[biifurcatiion]

I'm not that intrigued by alien xenobiology. Not enough to beg for you.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Too bad for you then.

[biifurcatiion]

[He rolls over, back onto his back, shooting her a narrow look out of the corner of his eye.]

Theriouth quethtion. You really looked at what I look like?

[tipsygnostalgia]

[She chews on her bottom lip for a moment, deciding whether to answer truthfully or not.]

Yeah, I did.