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[Pissed her off, that's all that matters.]

Ehh, how much bullthhit are we talking about here?

Not actual bullshit, just Dirk bullshit that ends up being right anyway, just takes a long-ass time in getting the point across.

[Sollux thinks about this.]

Tho it'th a thingle purpothe moirail for the thake of romantic relationthhipth becauthe you happen to both find a thingle thex attractive.

Uh.. yeah, I guess it sorta could be considered like that.

That ith tho thtupidly complicated.

Oh shut up. Why are we even talking about it anyway?

Eheh, you were explaining about gay bethtieth in thtupid human filmth.

Right. Well there you go, semi-morails except not really seeing as that's not a very good comparison at all.

[Shrug.]

Humanth are tho fucked up. Why ith that even a thing?

Coming from the species with 4 difference romances? Just one causes enough drama.

Ourth maketh thenthe, you don't get any overlap if you don't fuck it up. Having one perthon for everything thoundth like even more trouble.

We can argue about this forever but nobody's gonna be right. Culture clash, basically.

But you're willing to give way to mine.

[...]

Yeah. I don't think it's that big of a deal though.

Edited (tmw you notice you pressed post too fast) 2012-12-17 04:15 (UTC)

Huh. [It makes sense, in a weird way.] It'th not, I guethh. If you think you can do it. And if it doethn't work, oh well.

Maybe it's a terrible idea and will end horribly, who knows. But it's not like I actually planned any of this, believe me alien hate-dating or whatever the hell you call it was the last thing on my mind. I mean it's kind of embarrassing to think back to when we both pretty much said we would rather hack body parts off than be near each other.

[Whereas right now, they're all snuggled up and still really close to each other.]

Even though I was totally right when I said you were crushing on me. [Even though that was ages before either of them actually were, BUT STILL...]

Really? In retrothpect I feel like that thhould have been a thign that we were in over our headth. Who the fuck actually doeth thomething like that?

[And he shifts back again, his arm going back around her waist.]

Yeth, look at you, predicting the future. Meanwhile I wath right, too, you were totally into me, even if you didn't intentionally grope my body when you had it.

People with no god damn sense I guess, that's who.

[She doesn't mind him moving closer to her again, not at all. She's not cold any more but shifts a little closer; its welcome for more reasons than just the shared body heat.]

Yeah. Well I did intentionally grope it after that first time, but only to piss you off. The whole thing was pretty weird.

Edited 2012-12-19 05:26 (UTC)

No kidding. [Oh man, so awkward the first moment he looked. So of course he goes for the most awkward thing he can think of-] Are all humanth that hairy?

[He grins nastily at her.]

[That works too, causing her whack him on the shoulder- oh my god Sollux don't say things like that.]

Yes if you really must know, all humans have body hair! And you don't! That's weird!

[That just makes him snicker loudly, not at all embarrassed.]

That'th becauthe I'm not a mammal, trollth evolved from inthectth.

Gross. Anyway I knew you totally felt me up. I bet that was what you were doing all day long, wasn't it.

No, I thpent at leatht half the time thuffering through your hangover. But yeah I touched your boobth, tho what?

So nothing. I knew you would, it's old news. Thus acting out the stereotype of what guys would do in a girl's body.

I wouldn't have done it if you hadn't groped me firtht. I jutht had to even the thcore.

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tagbomb inc

alas I can't return the favor tonight