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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[dicey]

What about sharing a room?

[tipsygnostalgia]

I sleep in Dirk's room all the time. Sometime with Jake or Janey or Rose too. Asking the wrong person, Vriska.

[dicey]

Are you like a...

[...]

What's the human word for "pale whore"?

[tipsygnostalgia]

[....]

We don't have a name for pale whore. It's called being friends?

[dicey]

But pale isn't friends. Not that I'm pale with Hanna.

Man. This is confusing shit.

Do you guys sleep in the same bed?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Not really. I do in Dirk's though.

[dicey]

Oh, yeah. Because you guys are like...

[she clumsily twines two fingers together]

Like this.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah. Me and Dirk are tight.

[She's chuckling again for a moment.]

[dicey]

So tight.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Mmhmm.

[dicey]

[Vriska falls back on the floor, spreading her arms out]

[tipsygnostalgia]

Are you okay down there?

[dicey]

Bluuuuuuuuh.

[she wriggles her arms]

[tipsygnostalgia]

Bluhh? [Just looming over her now.]

[dicey]

You're soooooooo intimidating.

[she laughs]

[tipsygnostalgia]

I'm pretty sure I'm anything but!

[dicey]

It's a joke! You're a bitch. You're not intimidating.

You're a bitch. I'm a bitch. We're big bitches.

[tipsygnostalgia]

...Yeah we sorta are. Definitely to each other at least. But whatever! I don't give a fuck, and I'm pretty sure you don't either.

[dicey]

Nahhh. I'mma troll.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah you're all sorta like that.

[...]

Aside from Tavros and Nepeta, really.

[dicey]

They're fake trolls or something.

[tipsygnostalgia]

They're just nice trolls.

[dicey]

Trolls aren't nice! Even I'm too nice to be a troll. I'm a fake troll too.

[tipsygnostalgia]

You're not a fake troll. None of you are.

[dicey]

It's better to be a fake troll if you're living on Earth.