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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

she doesnt get it
i mean not even anything 2 do w me here
u know dating jade would mean not datin anyone else

[biifurcatiion]

ye2 2he made that abundantly clear.
ii 2aiid iit wa2nt all po22iible.

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah
ok
jus checking

[biifurcatiion]

can we do iit wiithout her hatiing eiither of u2?
legiitiimately, not what 2he keep2 2ayiing becau2e 2ome of that ha2 two be a load of 2hiit.
you have two liive wiith her.

[tipsygnostalgia]

i know if i said it would mean it
and i want tot hink she would only say it if she meant it

[biifurcatiion]

yeah.



do you want two come over, maybe.

[tipsygnostalgia]

um


yeah
u mean like now?

[biifurcatiion]

iif you want.
ii'm not doiing anythiing and ii dont really know why ii 2aiid that, ii gue22 iit 2eemed liike the riight thiing two a2k?
fuck, ii mean, ii want you two iif you want two.

[tipsygnostalgia]

hahaja
wow you r so awkward god damn
try not to sound 2 enthusisastic about it

[She's about to head on over though.]

[biifurcatiion]

wow, fuck you.
ju2t get your a22 over here before ii deciide two re2ciind the iinviitatiion.

[tipsygnostalgia]

im already otw over so resciind it or not u kinda get no choice??

[biifurcatiion]

what.
what the fuck would you do iif ii refu2ed two let you iin, break down my door for a booty call?

[tipsygnostalgia]

not even answering tht seeing as im pretty sure ur going to let me in

[biifurcatiion]

ii gue22 we'll 2ee, won't we.

[But yeah of course he is.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Aaaand that would be a knock at his door twenty minutes later or so.]

[biifurcatiion]

[He debates being a dick for like. Twenty seconds, before he actually squirms out of his blanket cocoon in his recuperacoon-replacement-hammock with his hair sticking up every direction like he just rolled out of bed and doesn't care about what she thinks about it (he doesn't, and he does, but what the hell ever) to crack the door open to look at her.]

Pathhword?

[tipsygnostalgia]

The password is pathhhhword.

[C'mon Sollux let her in plz]

[biifurcatiion]

[Ok he's opening the door for her for real.]

Hurry up and get in before I freeze to death.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Shoosh, I'm the one that just walked all the way over here, all you had to do was walk like two fucking feet towards the door.

[She comes in though, shutting the door behind her.]

[biifurcatiion]

[Yeah but he's shivering already; Sollux fucking hates the cold, he can feel it jarring all the way down his horns and into his skull every time he opens the door, let alone go outside.]

Thorry, it wath jutht thtarting to get weird having all thethe converthationth over text, which keep jutht getting progrethhively fucked up. If you're going to tell me you don't want to thee me at leatht now you'll have to do it to my face.

[tipsygnostalgia]

[...okay, what?]

...Why would I do that? If I didn't want to see you, I would have just said "no" when you asked if I wanted to come over.

[biifurcatiion]

[Ah, he forgot to tell her that part.]

That'th what Jade told me. [He just sounds flat about that, dead with exhaustion.] Thorry, I know you weren't going to, don't mind me.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Jade doesn't wanna see you? [Oh boy.]

[biifurcatiion]

[Yeah it's a wreck.]

Not only that, thhe thaid we probably couldn't be friendth, uh, leave her alone, and thhe'th a petty tool. Didn't make it back to you?

- that'th not what I athked you here to thay, though.

[tipsygnostalgia]

....No, I haven't heard a thing from her since she said she was coming over to apologize to you actually.

[And Roxy sighs because urgh, so basically that thing she said about hoping Jade meant what she said turned out to be a pile of shit.]

What the fuck. What was it you wanted to say, though?