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Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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Arent I Somehow Responsible For His Behavior
Isnt That My Place

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only if he lets you be
and his troll dad isnt sticking his nose into shit that dont concern him

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Exactly His Ancestor Predates Our Discovery Of Alien Life Far Too Much To Have Any Worth In Such Affairs

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i mean i sort of get where eridans coming from
like before i knew rose was my paradox daughter w/e
i used 2 always think about my mom
what me n dirk had is the closest humans ever had 2 ancestors like you guys
i just wannated 2 meet her and be like her
*wanted
but
the difference is i think my rose mom would b real nice and wouldnt be trying to dicktate my life like dualscar
i mean who does he thinkn he is??
what any of us do has NOTHING to do w/ him

le siiiiiiiigh
hey r u ok?

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While Eridans "Troll Dad" Will Never Have The Same Legitimate Control Over Him That Human Parental Figures Do
There Is Still A Belief That We As Descendants Should Try To Live Up To The Legacy They Left Behind
Theres Not Precedent For An Ancestor Being Actually Alive To Offer Advice But It Presumably Holds Significant Weight
And I Have To Work So Hard To Get Eridan To Listen To Me At All
So Now Dualscar Finally Says He Really Does Need Me But Then Turns Around And Calls Me Not Good Enough For Him
Which Is Just Ridiculous
Member Of A Nautical Aristocracy Or Not Hes Eridan
Better Known To Many Of Our Comrades As Eridumb Bakampora
Ive Been Engaging In Romantic Gymnastics For Eridan When Nearly Half A Dozen Other Trolls Would Benefit Just As Much From Them And Much Sooner
For His Sake I Languish In An Ivory Asylum Passively Waiting For The Initiative To Come And Rescue Me
Anticipating The Sweet Release That Will Be Provided To Me Only By My Bloody Death
But There Is No Embrace Of A Princesss Bracchial Appendages Draped In Luxuriant Prospitan Or Dersite Robes Awaiting My Hoofbeast-Assisted Arrival
Only The Disgusting Overbitten Oral Cushions Of Gamzee Makara
Which May Even Now Be Curling Into The Consonants And Vowels Forming The Announcement That I Truly Do Have No Escape From Him And Hell Follow Me There



I Guess Im Not Ok

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oh kanaya..

:(

well first things first u sound liek you need a hug
then we can talk it out and see if i can help you somehow?

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[Okay hugs are good we can do hugs]

I Know Itll Work Out
Soon Everything Will Be Over With And Ill Finally Get To Meet You
I Say With My Arms About Your Torso
Ha

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lol it is sort of weird talking about us meeting as we r actually stood here hugging isnt it
but its ok we will meet soon
and eridan will b there
and douchescar wont b
itll all work out im sure of it

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Yeah
It Will

[And..... that icon... What if Kan just... kind of leaned in and...

Well, leaned in a little much, that is pretty much all the guts she has.]

i couldn't NOT icon it

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[This hug is going to last for a while as Roxy tightens her arms a little more and leans on Kan's shoulder. Poor girl.]

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[On Kanaya's side of the panel is there a hug-zoned sound effect? Maaaybe. Oh well.

Nevertheless Kanaya willingly relishes these nice long maidenly clings, and reciprocates them.]

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[Yup still holding on.]

feelin any better?

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Maybe

[god will you just make out already]

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i hope so

[And... yup, yes she is going to move her head a little, kissing Kan on the cheek]

you dont' deserve 2 b unhappy because of them

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I Dont Deserve Anything Everyone Knows That

[FEELINGS...... she stays frozen at that but flushed slightly]

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hey cut that out!
of course u dese4rve it more than a lot of th other chumps i meeat aournd this place
* around

i think your really gr8 and you deserve 2 b happy alright

[She means it.]

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Please Dont Patronize Me
Or Is It Matronize In This Situation
Then Again I Guess Its Not Either Considering Your Obvious Sincerity

[She is such a mess.]

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it is sincere
youre really nice and smart and pretty and
you dont deserve anything horribible to happen to you i mean it

[Just going to... rest her forehead against Kan's here]

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Whats Horribible Mean
Is It Like The Opposite Of A Conventionally Horrible Thing
Because Im Afraid You Definitely Constitute One

[Just imagine the conventional extremely intense darlingest between-jade-and-cobalt here. The stuff that usually accompanies moments like this but doesn't fit the previous tone of bracketspam. Like when was the last time a piece of serious logstuff went like this:

Slowly yet suddenly kiss.]

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yeah whore bibles in this context i guess is a not horrible thing
idk really so w/e thats wht it is now

[And then 'all of the sudden' there is a kiss. Roxy is surprised at first as her brain tries to catch up on wtf is going on. But then she realizes and..

this is okay. This is good. She doesn't mind kissing at all.]

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[Okay that's what's happening then. Kanaya is okay with this. Roxy seems okay with this. Things are good again. She's actually kissing an actual girl -- if she had dreams that weren't Prospitan or nightmarish, she'd think this was one and ask someone toi pinch her.

But it's not, so she will just put her hand in Roxy's hair. It is, to her, probably relatively soft. Bless mammal lineage.]

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[Of all the things she planned to do today, smooching an alien girl wasn't something she had planned. She isn't complaining though, stepping slightly closer as she wraps a hand around Kanaya's shoulder.]

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[Okay. Things are going okay. Kanaya puts her other hand around Roxy's neck and hesitantly continues to pet her hair. This is a thing mammals like, right? As well as more kissing? Oh, god, are her fangs getting in the way. She's just got to chill. She's got this. And it sure is not going to be awkward when they are done.]

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[And Roxy is not freaking out. Nope, not at all.. is she doing this right? She must be, aliens kiss just like humans right? It is stranger with the fangs and she is overly concentrating on them because they would probably hurt if she catches them, but pushing those thoughts aside she lifts up her second arm to join the other around Kan's neck, continuing the kiss for a moment before pulling away.]

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so uh

[Yeah.]

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[...yep. Kanaya can totally look Roxy in the eye. That's what she's supposed to do. Yup. Everything is cool.]

Well
Uh
Im Sure Glad It Turns Out Your Species Has No Oral Poison Glands
Not That We Have Those Either
Theyre Just A Common Trait In Science Fiction And Fantasy