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[tipsygnostalgia]

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or fuck deep in meowcats

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[biifurcatiion]

No kidding. [Oh man, so awkward the first moment he looked. So of course he goes for the most awkward thing he can think of-] Are all humanth that hairy?

[He grins nastily at her.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[That works too, causing her whack him on the shoulder- oh my god Sollux don't say things like that.]

Yes if you really must know, all humans have body hair! And you don't! That's weird!

[biifurcatiion]

[That just makes him snicker loudly, not at all embarrassed.]

That'th becauthe I'm not a mammal, trollth evolved from inthectth.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Gross. Anyway I knew you totally felt me up. I bet that was what you were doing all day long, wasn't it.

[biifurcatiion]

No, I thpent at leatht half the time thuffering through your hangover. But yeah I touched your boobth, tho what?

tagbomb inc

[tipsygnostalgia]

So nothing. I knew you would, it's old news. Thus acting out the stereotype of what guys would do in a girl's body.

alas I can't return the favor tonight

[biifurcatiion]

I wouldn't have done it if you hadn't groped me firtht. I jutht had to even the thcore.

its ok bb

[tipsygnostalgia]

It was totally for scientific purposes. As a science enthusiast I'm like.. completely required to grope myself if I find myself inside an alien bod.

[biifurcatiion]

Yeah well I don't think your thaggy chetht and your thtrangely hairy bod are neccetharily titillating in the way you think they are. I wath jutht trying to even up the harrathhment. NO, wait, that thoundth really terrible, forget I thaid that. You thtarted it, I wath obligated to finithh it, much to my horror.

[tipsygnostalgia]

You weren't obligated to do anything of the sort, you just wanted to.

[biifurcatiion]

Eheheh, your chetht thacth aren't that interethting.

[He says, as he tries to cop a feel.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Blocking his hand because...]

If they aren't that interesting you don't need to touch them again do you.

[biifurcatiion]

What if they get more interethting and appealing the more I touch them, though?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Hah, you wanna touch them so bad. Maybe if you ask nicely.

[biifurcatiion]

I'm not that intrigued by alien xenobiology. Not enough to beg for you.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Too bad for you then.

[biifurcatiion]

[He rolls over, back onto his back, shooting her a narrow look out of the corner of his eye.]

Theriouth quethtion. You really looked at what I look like?

[tipsygnostalgia]

[She chews on her bottom lip for a moment, deciding whether to answer truthfully or not.]

Yeah, I did.

[biifurcatiion]

[He looks at her for a long, long moment, his eyebrows slowly creeping up towards his hairline.]

Like deliberately?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Uh.. no? Not really? I just happened to see. [No it was deliberate.]

[biifurcatiion]

Uh, I know what my junk lookth like, I don't know how you would jutht happen to thee anything. Unlethh you did thomebody weird like thtroke my hornth enough to get excited, which I would not put patht you.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Why are we even talking about this?

[biifurcatiion]

Becauthe I athked, and you boob blocked me. And I wanted to know.

[He's not actually as bothered about it as he thought he'd be, though, despite the glaring invasion of privacy and how private he normally is.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Well in that case..]

...If you must know I tried to have a proper look, but then it just weirded me out because.. well, I guess because it was you and not just some random body of someone I don't know.
So I got like a half look in true Sollux style.

[biifurcatiion]

[That gets him to laugh, huffy and amused, snickering under his breath.]

Ok, fair. [He pauses, and adds, much more seriously:] I didn't actually look. I mean I had to change out of one of your clotheth, at one point, and like, figure out how to actually uthe the load gaper, but it wathn't like I jutht kept feeling you up for the hell of it. It would have been. Wrong? Even for thith. [Hmm, there's a thought.] Blackrom, it'th not like athhault, you know?