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[tipsygnostalgia]

You don't know that they'd think that!

[dicey]

When I told people I was with Hanna only Nepeta got it! Other people were like. Grrrr. Or wary and concerned and shit. Riku was a little mad. If I wanted to date one of them they'd be like, "okay, but you have to break up with that other guy first!" And if I wanted a kismesis and a matesprit at the same time, man. That'd suck.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah, most people aren't really gonna get it. But that doesn't mean that nobody will! I'm sure you can try to explain it.. right?

[dicey]

Who's going to want to be with me if they think I'm a cheater? Who?

[tipsygnostalgia]

You know some humans have open relationships right? Which is sort of the same thing, as in a couple also see other people and they are okay with it. That is a thing, it isn't impossible for people to get it.

[dicey]

Oh.

Would they want me to have sex with Hanna? Because that ain't happening.

[tipsygnostalgia]

No, but I'm pretty sure if people knew it was a platonic thing not a sex thing they would be even more okay with it. But that's just me, I dunno.

[dicey]

What about sharing a room?

[tipsygnostalgia]

I sleep in Dirk's room all the time. Sometime with Jake or Janey or Rose too. Asking the wrong person, Vriska.

[dicey]

Are you like a...

[...]

What's the human word for "pale whore"?

[tipsygnostalgia]

[....]

We don't have a name for pale whore. It's called being friends?

[dicey]

But pale isn't friends. Not that I'm pale with Hanna.

Man. This is confusing shit.

Do you guys sleep in the same bed?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Not really. I do in Dirk's though.

[dicey]

Oh, yeah. Because you guys are like...

[she clumsily twines two fingers together]

Like this.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah. Me and Dirk are tight.

[She's chuckling again for a moment.]

[dicey]

So tight.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Mmhmm.

[dicey]

[Vriska falls back on the floor, spreading her arms out]

[tipsygnostalgia]

Are you okay down there?

[dicey]

Bluuuuuuuuh.

[she wriggles her arms]

[tipsygnostalgia]

Bluhh? [Just looming over her now.]

[dicey]

You're soooooooo intimidating.

[she laughs]

[tipsygnostalgia]

I'm pretty sure I'm anything but!

[dicey]

It's a joke! You're a bitch. You're not intimidating.

You're a bitch. I'm a bitch. We're big bitches.

[tipsygnostalgia]

...Yeah we sorta are. Definitely to each other at least. But whatever! I don't give a fuck, and I'm pretty sure you don't either.