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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

Comments

[biifurcatiion]

iif you want.
ii'm not doiing anythiing and ii dont really know why ii 2aiid that, ii gue22 iit 2eemed liike the riight thiing two a2k?
fuck, ii mean, ii want you two iif you want two.

[tipsygnostalgia]

hahaja
wow you r so awkward god damn
try not to sound 2 enthusisastic about it

[She's about to head on over though.]

[biifurcatiion]

wow, fuck you.
ju2t get your a22 over here before ii deciide two re2ciind the iinviitatiion.

[tipsygnostalgia]

im already otw over so resciind it or not u kinda get no choice??

[biifurcatiion]

what.
what the fuck would you do iif ii refu2ed two let you iin, break down my door for a booty call?

[tipsygnostalgia]

not even answering tht seeing as im pretty sure ur going to let me in

[biifurcatiion]

ii gue22 we'll 2ee, won't we.

[But yeah of course he is.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Aaaand that would be a knock at his door twenty minutes later or so.]

[biifurcatiion]

[He debates being a dick for like. Twenty seconds, before he actually squirms out of his blanket cocoon in his recuperacoon-replacement-hammock with his hair sticking up every direction like he just rolled out of bed and doesn't care about what she thinks about it (he doesn't, and he does, but what the hell ever) to crack the door open to look at her.]

Pathhword?

[tipsygnostalgia]

The password is pathhhhword.

[C'mon Sollux let her in plz]

[biifurcatiion]

[Ok he's opening the door for her for real.]

Hurry up and get in before I freeze to death.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Shoosh, I'm the one that just walked all the way over here, all you had to do was walk like two fucking feet towards the door.

[She comes in though, shutting the door behind her.]

[biifurcatiion]

[Yeah but he's shivering already; Sollux fucking hates the cold, he can feel it jarring all the way down his horns and into his skull every time he opens the door, let alone go outside.]

Thorry, it wath jutht thtarting to get weird having all thethe converthationth over text, which keep jutht getting progrethhively fucked up. If you're going to tell me you don't want to thee me at leatht now you'll have to do it to my face.

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[...okay, what?]

...Why would I do that? If I didn't want to see you, I would have just said "no" when you asked if I wanted to come over.

[biifurcatiion]

[Ah, he forgot to tell her that part.]

That'th what Jade told me. [He just sounds flat about that, dead with exhaustion.] Thorry, I know you weren't going to, don't mind me.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Jade doesn't wanna see you? [Oh boy.]

[biifurcatiion]

[Yeah it's a wreck.]

Not only that, thhe thaid we probably couldn't be friendth, uh, leave her alone, and thhe'th a petty tool. Didn't make it back to you?

- that'th not what I athked you here to thay, though.

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....No, I haven't heard a thing from her since she said she was coming over to apologize to you actually.

[And Roxy sighs because urgh, so basically that thing she said about hoping Jade meant what she said turned out to be a pile of shit.]

What the fuck. What was it you wanted to say, though?

[biifurcatiion]

...I didn't actually have anything to thay, I wath jutht tired of feeling thorry for mythelf.

[tipsygnostalgia]

So you're saying that two girls say they like you and you somehow feel sorry for yourself? And you make me freeze my ass off walking over here for nothing?

[She's trying to get a rise out of him.. because it's all she knows how to do really. They aren't exactly the 'lets cry over our feelings' type..]

[biifurcatiion]

[That's the relief of being with her, really. He just wanted somebody to hang out with for awhile.]

Well yeah, becauthe I'm a thelfithh athhole, tell me thomething I don't know.

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[And she's gonna make herself at home, kicking her shoes of and sitting down, huddled up until she warms up again.]

If I thought that I wouldn't give you the time of day? Plus I have like no authority to give opinions on that stuff all things considering, so..

[biifurcatiion]

[She can sit wherever she wants, but he's going back to the hammock cocoon. Which is definitely big enough to share. If she wants to. Or if she stays out long enough that he yells at her to get in, he'll steal any heat he can.]

Pleathe, if we do thith, you get unfettered rightth to tell me ath bluntly ath pothhible when I've become an intolerable douchebag.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I tend to do that anyway, I just think you're not quite at the douchebag level right now? Shocking, I know!

[She'll stay on the floor for now though.. she's tempted to move, but she still isn't certain enough over if this is something actually happening.]

Hey, you said tell you something you don't know, well I went to Utgard the other day. It's super cool and basically shits on this place, it has modern tech and even internet.

I saw a book called computers for dummmies and I almost bought it for you.

[biifurcatiion]

It could be an ithland of thhit, for all I care, and it would thtill be an improvement of thith place.

[He's not really sure either, but he's wrapped himself back up with the comforter over his horns, watching her talk.]

You thhould have bought it, maybe you could have caught up to me thometime. Tho, can move there and never come back?