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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[tipsygnostalgia]

lmfao oyu know you could be right

you know youre pretty funny
i dont know why eridan said i shoudlnt hang out w/you

[speakveryclearly]

[--oh. Did he, now.
Pause.]

According To The Other Trolls He Has Reasons
Theyre That Rare Kind That Are Simultaneously Unquestionable And Entirely Unsatisfactory

But I Guess Im Not Surprised He Said That

[tipsygnostalgia]

he thinks you want to kill him and said you mgiht wanan chainsaw me ebcause of being his magical apprentice or soething
*something
wait *magiscience

[speakveryclearly]

He Has A Very
Very Good Reason To Think That First Thing
One Quite Personal In Nature Such That Id Rather Let Him Choose To Tell Or Not Tell You At His Discretion
Since I Believe In Not Dispersing Information Of A Private Nature Without Even Knowing Whether It Applies To Or Is Approved By The Parties Involved
Unlike Some Trolls

[Did she say too much OOPS NEXT SENTENCE!! It is sent as a 1/2 2/2 type thing]

But It Would Be Pretty Hard For A Statement To Be Further From The Truth Without Trying
And So The Second Thing Obviously Has No Basis Either
If Anything Your Connections To Our Universe Make Me Want To Be Your Friend Even More
Whatever Form Said Connections May Take

[tipsygnostalgia]

idk much about it he just said you wanted to chainsaw him
plus i sort of get how he could prooke that sort of reactin from folks tbh

so you dont feel like chainsawwing me up
good thats what i like to hear
beleive it or not im much more content speaking w/ non murderhappy trolls

[speakveryclearly]

If There Existed A Form Of Anti-Chainsawing That Was The Diametric Opposite Of Actual Chainsawing
To Prove My Point I Would Do That To Him
And Perhaps Even You For Good Measure

I Know We Seem Hard To Come By But Id Like To Believe Its Mostly Circumstantial

[tipsygnostalgia]

its cool i think i belive you
i mean like fishgirl wants to stab me so she just outright says it so i reckon if you wanted to do that same youd just say it to

yuou guys are p cool though
girls also
i mean the perverse incindents aside i actually got along lots w/the trolls that were here
* incidents

[speakveryclearly]

Yeah I Mean
Its Been A Few Days
If I Wanted Either Of You Dead It Very Well Might Have Happened Already

Do The Perverse Incidents By Any Chance Refer To Equius

[tipsygnostalgia]

yes they do refer to him
howd did you know
;D

[speakveryclearly]

Hes Just Earned A Reputation Among As The Troll With The Greatest Amount Of Perversities
Such As For Instance A Predeliction For Standing In Places
And Watching
It Makes Us Uncomfortable When He Stands There
And Watches

[tipsygnostalgia]

and the ordrering abound
* around
but yeah the trolls i aready now i p much like them theyre fun

[speakveryclearly]

The Orders Around Do Indeed Abound

Im Actually Very Happy To Be With Them Again
Its Been A Long Time For Me Since We Last Met

[tipsygnostalgia]

how come its been a long time
i thought you guys wehere all together before being zapped outta space and brought here
at least thats what the impression i got was

[speakveryclearly]

We Were At First
But Some Of Us Were Zapped Somewhere Else And Then Zapped Here
Theres A Lot Of Spatial And Temporal Redistribution On
Essentially My "Juggalo" Friend And I Have Been Separated From The Others For Almost A Year

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh
well i guess if you can be zapaped here it makes sense you could be aapepd somewhere else too
* zapped
a yeah huh thats a pretty long time
i dont wanan be stuck here a year w/o my pals

[speakveryclearly]

Im Aware Of No Less Than Four Zapping Entities Counting Exsilium
Nobody Is Entirely Safe
And Though Your Pals May Turn Up Theres Not A Guarantee

Maybe We Could Become Friends As A Contingency Plan

[tipsygnostalgia]

we can b friends
rule 1= no chainsawing me
rule 2 = no more rules after that we cool

[speakveryclearly]

We Are Cool

Does That Make Us Coolkids
Im Still Not Sure How Exactly That Cultural Construct Works

[tipsygnostalgia]

yes we are now coolkids its all legit and verifried and shit

[speakveryclearly]

Okay
What Are Coolkids Supposed To Do
I Think Shades Are Perhaps Requisite

[tipsygnostalgia]

heyy yes we need some shades
8)
8)
wait letme fix that one
>8) is that how you do texthorns

[speakveryclearly]

Its Been Done That Way Before Yes
Though Many Horn Shapes Are Known
}:) (:B ]:)
And Since Mine Are Mainly Notable In Their Asymmetry
I Dont Usually Bother
((8U))
Hows This
Im Not Sure The Glow Carries Over To Text As Well As I Might Hope

[tipsygnostalgia]

whats that one (:B
is that some weird curvey horn w/ janey teeth or what

[speakveryclearly]

Im Afraid Youre Reading It Backwards
A Common Mistake
The Left Curve Is Actually The Typical Mouth As Represented By An Aside Arc
While The Right Is The Pair Of Relatively Rounded Horns
So There Are No Janey Teeth Here
This Smiley Is In Fact Karkatesque

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh
whats a karkat im assuming they are another troll
does she have little horns then
or he