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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[tipsygnostalgia]

[She points it at another one, getting ready to blast once again. Being undead and all it doesn't stop them completely, but they can't do much harm when they are missing peices of their torsos or limbs.]

[timaeus_testified]

I think I'm playing it safe. The two of you are too alike and together that would be dangerous.

[speakveryclearly]

[She strafes sideways into a better position and is shouting a bit now to be heard over the background drone of "BRAAAAAAINS" and other incoherencies]

How about I decapitate the ones you've damaged enough?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah that sounds like a pretty solid plan to me.

[She doesn't have to get too close to them then, she can just shoot at them from a distance and leave it to Kanaya to clean up what's left.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

I think you meant awesome.

[speakveryclearly]

[So they pretty much do that for a while. Kanaya is really into that whole chainsawing people thing. Yep. Oh right they're not people anymore just zombies. ...to Kanaya they're people. She's a troubled girl.

After a while this particular horde of zombies is all rekilled and Kanaya is sort of turning to Roxy.] Still healthy?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah. [She crouches down for a second catching her breath.]

God damn, look at the mess we made. There's blood everywhere, urrgh I need to go get a shower as soon as we're done here.

[timaeus_testified]

If that's how you want to say the end of a building, then yes I mean awesome.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Thought you did. You're so lucky I'm here to correct you.

[timaeus_testified]

If you could call it luck. [Right here he offers her his hand.] So, now that we've hashed this out. Let's get out of the cold.

[speakveryclearly]

The Initiative's washing machines are top-quality. I can assure you the blood will come out of your clothes.

[...yeah it's all over her too.]

[Action] Day 197

[occulthymns]

[Outside Roxy's door is a small box. There's a little note taped to it reading:]

Here's a Christmas present, for Christmas! I'm not sure when it is but it's a gift anyway so enjoy it!

Have a good Christmas if you celebrate it!

[It's signed by Euri and has Dog's pawprint in ink stamped on it. Inside the box is a small tin of homemade rose mint tea and a small glass bottle of magic luck-boosting potion. One sip lasts about an hour.]

[biifurcatiion]

[He looks at her for a long, long moment, his eyebrows slowly creeping up towards his hairline.]

Like deliberately?

[biifurcatiion]

the what???
...no.
you dont mean that fuckwiit.

[tipsygnostalgia]

hey comeon jake isnt a fuckwit
ok well sometimes yes he can be but generally no
hes cute and ADVENTUROUS an charming

[tipsygnostalgia]

Uh.. no? Not really? I just happened to see. [No it was deliberate.]

[text]

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh my god
i love my gift??

[tipsygnostalgia]

Good, I don't wanna be walking around this place looking like a psychopath.

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Taking his hand.] You said it.

[biifurcatiion]

oh my god, are you kiiddiing me, the a22hole doe2nt have enough braiin cell2 two rub together the nookwhiiffiing god2 gave a fuckiing rock.

[biifurcatiion]

Uh, I know what my junk lookth like, I don't know how you would jutht happen to thee anything. Unlethh you did thomebody weird like thtroke my hornth enough to get excited, which I would not put patht you.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Why are we even talking about this?

[tipsygnostalgia]

are you mad cause of jakeys charm
hes bringign all the girls AND the boys to his yard
anyways getting back on point yes that is why
i sort of liked him quite a bot?
*bit
but janey did to and shes my best friend so that meant i wasnt even gonna try going after the english affections
then later on turns out dirk does too so i just left them to it

[text]

[occulthymns]

That's great! I'm really happy. ( ﾟ▽ﾟ)/

[timaeus_testified]

[She squeezes her hand and leads her back towards the inside, where they won't be so damn cold and the day will continue.]