IC Contact / Voicemail

[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[Voice]

[speakveryclearly]

Okay. Thanks, Roxy.

I've been doing my patrols from Street so far.

[Pretend that was an actual street name.

There are already fabric rustly sounds as she makes her way out with voice still on.]

its ok bb

[tipsygnostalgia]

It was totally for scientific purposes. As a science enthusiast I'm like.. completely required to grope myself if I find myself inside an alien bod.

[Voice]

[tipsygnostalgia]

I'll meet you there, don't go too far. Grabbing my stuff now and rolling out!

[dicey]

I bet he thought he could trick you into being our servant or something. Man, what a dumbass.

[timaeus_testified]

[And with that he catches her in another hug and pats her back.] Happy Birthday, Roxy.

[tipsygnostalgia]

You know I wasn't kidding about all that stuff before. He actually did ask me out.

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Yay, more hugs! He even gets a kiss on the cheek this time.]

Thanks! It's already been a pretty amazing day and I've not even had breakfast yet.

[dicey]

Why?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Because he liked me obviously!

[dicey]

But why?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Are you saying you're confused as to why someone would like me, Vriska!

[dicey]

I don't get why he would! He gave me so much shit for dating humans.

[timaeus_testified]

[He gestures to the way back down with one hand.] How about we head on back down and go have breakfast then. I bet Rose is just as eager about today as you are.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah! That sounds like a great idea actually. I wanna see her.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I don't know.

[dicey]

Well, if he comes back and remembers, I get to give him shit.

Were you going to do it?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Haha yeah, if he does you totally should. But we actually did go on a date you know. We just went to the lake and... ate cake. And sandwiches. That was basically it.

[dicey]

Were you gonna move in?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh! Nah, I said no. I wouldn't want to move out away from my friends.

[dicey]

I told him I wanted a block.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Was he gonna give you one?

[dicey]

I don't know! He was kind of grumpy about it, saying I shouldn't have one unless I was going to move in.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Well that's bullshit seeing as he said I could have one even if I wasn't gonna move in.

[dicey]

Well, duh. He was trying to be nice to you. He was trying to piss me off.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Right. Your hate-love. Which means you shoulda just taken a room anyway right?