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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

Comments

[dicey]

You shouldn't record my butt at all!

[samantha_grey]

[She looked over at her and sighed.]

yes and no. You have no idea what look he got when I told him about that, and no offense Roxy, I'd rather not tell you the details. I'd like to be let back into your house again one of these days, and I'm really trying to make sure that never happens again.

He was definitely shocked. And I think he regrets Fef, sort of. He hated that he killed her, but I really doubt he would have done anything different.

[tipsygnostalgia]

[...okay, what?]

...Why would I do that? If I didn't want to see you, I would have just said "no" when you asked if I wanted to come over.

[biifurcatiion]

[Ah, he forgot to tell her that part.]

That'th what Jade told me. [He just sounds flat about that, dead with exhaustion.] Thorry, I know you weren't going to, don't mind me.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I wasn't literally going to record your butt. C'mon who woul- okay I have done that to some people before but I wasn't gonna now.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Jade doesn't wanna see you? [Oh boy.]

[dicey]

Good! Because I would kick your butt.

[biifurcatiion]

[Yeah it's a wreck.]

Not only that, thhe thaid we probably couldn't be friendth, uh, leave her alone, and thhe'th a petty tool. Didn't make it back to you?

- that'th not what I athked you here to thay, though.

[tipsygnostalgia]

....No, I haven't heard a thing from her since she said she was coming over to apologize to you actually.

[And Roxy sighs because urgh, so basically that thing she said about hoping Jade meant what she said turned out to be a pile of shit.]

What the fuck. What was it you wanted to say, though?

[biifurcatiion]

...I didn't actually have anything to thay, I wath jutht tired of feeling thorry for mythelf.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Well I'd like my drunk butt to remain unkicked for nows so.

[PCD going away!]

[dicey]

[FLOPS BACK DRAMATICALLY with a sigh]

I miss Hanna.

[tipsygnostalgia]

So you're saying that two girls say they like you and you somehow feel sorry for yourself? And you make me freeze my ass off walking over here for nothing?

[She's trying to get a rise out of him.. because it's all she knows how to do really. They aren't exactly the 'lets cry over our feelings' type..]

[tipsygnostalgia]

What? Just because you've been over here for like an hour?

[dicey]

The cat won't let me see him!

[biifurcatiion]

[That's the relief of being with her, really. He just wanted somebody to hang out with for awhile.]

Well yeah, becauthe I'm a thelfithh athhole, tell me thomething I don't know.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh. Can't you just make a run for it and shut it out your room?

[dicey]

It would break through the door. And it would rip up his stuff if I left it alone in there because my room is his room.

[tipsygnostalgia]

[And she's gonna make herself at home, kicking her shoes of and sitting down, huddled up until she warms up again.]

If I thought that I wouldn't give you the time of day? Plus I have like no authority to give opinions on that stuff all things considering, so..

[tipsygnostalgia]

...Okay, yeah. I guess you gotta deal with it until the week's over then.

[dicey]

His life sucks and I wanna be with him when his life sucks.

[biifurcatiion]

[She can sit wherever she wants, but he's going back to the hammock cocoon. Which is definitely big enough to share. If she wants to. Or if she stays out long enough that he yells at her to get in, he'll steal any heat he can.]

Pleathe, if we do thith, you get unfettered rightth to tell me ath bluntly ath pothhible when I've become an intolerable douchebag.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I know that feeling. Are you sure nothing can just break the cat though, I mean I do have a laser rifle..

[dicey]

It's fast as fuck; I tried everything. Axel has fire and he couldn't do it.

What would you do if you couldn't go near Dirk? Or someone.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I tend to do that anyway, I just think you're not quite at the douchebag level right now? Shocking, I know!

[She'll stay on the floor for now though.. she's tempted to move, but she still isn't certain enough over if this is something actually happening.]

Hey, you said tell you something you don't know, well I went to Utgard the other day. It's super cool and basically shits on this place, it has modern tech and even internet.

I saw a book called computers for dummmies and I almost bought it for you.