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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[Text; Exsilium 2/14 10PM or so]

[speakveryclearly]

So How Did Your Date Go

[tipsygnostalgia]

it was...










(r u hlding ur breath in suspense?)




soooooo AMAZING
like proper swoon
i had a really great time
B)

[speakveryclearly]

Yes I Was Utterly In Suspense
Your Hesitance Had Me Concerned You Were Refraining From Disclosure Of Some Misfortune

[tipsygnostalgia]

welln ope
it actually went rly great
i had a great time
and i think he did too?
at least i hope so
we did a lot of really nice + romanctic things <3

[speakveryclearly]

Thats So Sweet
Im Really Happy To Hear That Things Are Continuing To Go Well

[tipsygnostalgia]

they are
tho idk what going on waht with exploding lights and broken doors and stuff but
they seems to be a recurring theme 4 troll boys for some reason
i mean when is still NOT rwrecked in their house

[speakveryclearly]

Wow Really
Whats Their Deal
I Cant Understand How Theyve Cohabitated For What I Understand To Be Nearly A Human Year And Still Havent Evacuated Or For That Matter Ended Up In Any Kind Of Ashen Arrangements

[tipsygnostalgia]

fo realz
why dont they just move out i dont get it

[speakveryclearly]

They Think Theyre Not Allowed
Which Im Pretty Sure Is Poppycock Considering My Own Blockmate Waltzed Into The Free Room We Have
In Direct Defiance Of Her Assignment
With No Repercussions Whatsoever

[tipsygnostalgia]

maybe they secretly like living together

[speakveryclearly]

Or Hate In A Less Dull Sense Of The Word
Perhaps The Broken Lightbulbs Provide Some Kind Of Thrill

[tipsygnostalgia]

probably
they are so weird

[speakveryclearly]

The Questions Not Who Gets Off On That Kind Of Thing
But Which One
Parenthesis S

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i choose
d) all of the above

[speakveryclearly]

A Daring Write-In Response
You Have Unlocked
Extra Credit Points For Being Extra Correct

[tipsygnostalgia]

sweet whats my prize

[speakveryclearly]

You Shall Be Rewarded With
This Box Of Lightbulbs
No Thats Just For Your Moirail In Light Of These Events
Ill Have To Think Of Something But It Will Probably Have To Be Very Minor As I Hadnt Expected Something Like This To Happen

2006...

[tipsygnostalgia]

lol easy im jsut messing w/ ya
i dont want anything

2007

[speakveryclearly]

I Know
I Just Now Feel It Would Be Amusing To Confer Upon You Some Small Trinket At The Next Opportunity For Ironic Purposes
Am I Doing That Right Or Does The Ironic Object Need To Have Some Cultural Significance To Qualify As Ironic On Earth

2008.. i will stop counting at 2013

[tipsygnostalgia]

no ur pretty much doing it right
i will be happy 2 ironcally accept + love your ironic gift

Ball droooooopppppppp

[speakveryclearly]

Consider It Done

[tipsygnostalgia]

bro fist
except dont really bro the screen
i mean fist the screenm
after what happepend w/eq
*happened

[speakveryclearly]

Yes I Am Going To Definitely Avoid Being Quite As Literal After That Tragedy

[tipsygnostalgia]

good i think i have smashed enough pcs for now

[speakveryclearly]

The Last Thing We Need Is More Technology To Repair