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Yeah! That sounds like a great idea actually. I wanna see her.

I need to give her a gift too, since you both share the same wriggling day.

Me too! I had Rose's for a while, it's just been in my room for quite a bit.

It took some time to get hers ready, for the same reason yours took a while.

What did you get her?

I made her a winter cloak and gloves. She moves so fast when she fights a little extra protection will do her good.

She'll like it a lot.

I thought she would, we're a lot alike. Practicality is something we both hold as a golden rule.

I still think it's so funny how you two are so similar.

I can't say I was too surprised but, to some degree I was. Did you expect to be anything like Dave?

Not really. I mean he's a Strider so I expected him to act like one or be like you, I mean.
Though I guess it makes a little sense when you look at your bro? I mean his movies and stuff were hilarious, it's the sort of shit I'd pull if I had the chance too. But you might too?

.....Stri-Lalondes.They're all awesome. There we go.

...I guess I might if given the chance. I couldn't say 100% for sure what I'd do except it would involve puppets. Bro was...an odd glimpse into a might have been.

Oh man I miss bro. My ecto baby-daddy. He was gonna make sure Dave got me a mother's day card and all these other funny embarrassing parent stuff.

I'm not even surprised. You two matched about as much as you and Ar.

We'd even planned on swapping kids twice a week to make sure we got all our parental responsibilities in. Dave and Rose would've hated us.

You ended up being a pretty cool guy, Dirk. I mean not that you aren't totally rad now, but you know what I mean.

Yeah, I know what you mean. It's crazy ideas like this why you're banned from being drunk around Stark.

I don't see why that has to be a thing. Me and Stark wouldn't get up to any trouble!

She said, unironically.

Oh come on, I'm serious! I think you're just making a big deal outta nothing.

I think I'm playing it safe. The two of you are too alike and together that would be dangerous.

I think you meant awesome.

If that's how you want to say the end of a building, then yes I mean awesome.

Thought you did. You're so lucky I'm here to correct you.

If you could call it luck. [Right here he offers her his hand.] So, now that we've hashed this out. Let's get out of the cold.

[Taking his hand.] You said it.

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timaeus_testified - 2012-12-31 22:16 (UTC) - Expand

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