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Okay. Thanks, Roxy.

I've been doing my patrols from Street so far.

[Pretend that was an actual street name.

There are already fabric rustly sounds as she makes her way out with voice still on.]

I'll meet you there, don't go too far. Grabbing my stuff now and rolling out!

[By the time Roxy gets there, Kanaya can be found in the middle of the sidewalk. Today, as a practical day, is a chainsaw-only day. There are three corpses "sitting" against the wall. Upon closer inspection, it becomes clear that two were decapitated and the third got chainsawed twice through the abdomen. But she put them there anyway.

As Roxy arrives, Kanaya at first seems not to notice. She is facing the opposite direction, looking at a zombie corpse down at the ground that is still twitching a little. She chainsawed it diagonally somewhere in what was once the front or something. It's... just really red and overall not at all pretty.]

[As she makes her way closer, Roxy sees the sight ahead. Ew... gross.]

Sup Kanaya. Reinacting the Texas chainsaw massacre? [No smiles or anything today, what with cut up bodies everywhere urgh urgh]

[She turns around... lowering her chainsaw and making sure it is at the moment off cold because Roxy is a friend, but it is still pretty red with human blood. Kanaya herself also has some specks of the stuff going on. A little repulsive.]

Yeah, you could probably say something like that, though I don't know very much about Texas.

It was a movie where a crazy dude chopped people up, it was gross.

[So...

looking around...

she was hoping she wouldn't actually have to kill anyone but I guess that isn't going to be the case....]

So...

[She turns and looks at the corpses again, feeling crazy for chopping them up now. The guy in front of her is seeming more solidly dead now; she begins to gently push him towards the other three, by dragging her chainsaw along the ground next to him.]

...I thought they would be a little neater that way. Is it having the desired effect, or...

I.. don't think it's gonna make much difference since it's still all pretty gross.

I know it has to be done, but urgh. I guess it's better to just not think of them as people right now and just as zombies out of some FPS game or something?

Pretty much!

[She's trying not to be cheery about it, but she's an alien vampire and this is making her remember--]

Like when the monsters overran the city, remember.

Yeah but that was a bit different since they weren't people.

[Plus her and Feferi kind of went out and let some back into the wild instead of killing them..]

[Yeah well Feferi was wrong eh? eh? yeh]

But these aren't people anymore. I... think the scientists have verified this...

[unsure

But... distant background noise... of shuffling...]

Urgh! Fuck it!

[She's tired of this whole moral dilemma going on.

Turning around.

Spotting a zombie.

Taking out her wand.

~~SCIENCE~~ MAGIC SHOOTING A HOLE RIGHT THROUGH IT.]

[IT TAKES VISIBLE RESTRAINT NOT TO CLAP JADE STYLE]

That's the spirit!

[Louder shuffling!

MORE ZOMBIES ARE NIGH!

Pulling out that chainsaw's ripcord alright!]

[She points it at another one, getting ready to blast once again. Being undead and all it doesn't stop them completely, but they can't do much harm when they are missing peices of their torsos or limbs.]

[She strafes sideways into a better position and is shouting a bit now to be heard over the background drone of "BRAAAAAAINS" and other incoherencies]

How about I decapitate the ones you've damaged enough?

Yeah that sounds like a pretty solid plan to me.

[She doesn't have to get too close to them then, she can just shoot at them from a distance and leave it to Kanaya to clean up what's left.]

[So they pretty much do that for a while. Kanaya is really into that whole chainsawing people thing. Yep. Oh right they're not people anymore just zombies. ...to Kanaya they're people. She's a troubled girl.

After a while this particular horde of zombies is all rekilled and Kanaya is sort of turning to Roxy.] Still healthy?

Yeah. [She crouches down for a second catching her breath.]

God damn, look at the mess we made. There's blood everywhere, urrgh I need to go get a shower as soon as we're done here.

The Initiative's washing machines are top-quality. I can assure you the blood will come out of your clothes.

[...yeah it's all over her too.]

Good, I don't wanna be walking around this place looking like a psychopath.

That makes [millisecond] two of us.

[She begins to occupy herself with her lipstick.]

I think I'm gonna head back then to go get cleaned up.

OK. I'll stay here for now. See you later. [Two-finger mock salute.]

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