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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

Comments

[dicey]

Okay then!

I also don't have boobs. Not real ones. It's a shame.

[tipsygnostalgia]

..What do you have then?

[dicey]

A flat chest.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh.

..You can always stuff a bra you know. Most teenage girls do it at some point!

[dicey]

I tried! But Axel noticed and made fun of me and Hanna got all embarrassed.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Who gives a shit about what they think?

[dicey]

I do!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Tell them they're being assholes for making fun of you.

[dicey]

I did! Axel's always an asshole; that's why I like him.

Hanna was just like, "oh god, I can't talk about boobs!"

[tipsygnostalgia]

Hahahaha [That is hilarious to her.]

Talk to a girl instead f a guy about it then, I'm not surprised he didn't wanna talk about it.

[dicey]

But I don't have a girl to talk to. Hanna's all I've got.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Aww.

[dicey]

I have to teach him to talk about girl stuff.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Good luck with that. Seriously.

[dicey]

I know he'd talk to me about it if I really needed him to, because he loves me, but... man!

Do guys ever top being awkward about, like. Awkward stuff?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Not really! I think it's just something about them that.. I dunno. Some weird irrational fear of talking about stuff.

[dicey]

What about when I grow up and have all kinds of stuff to talk about?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Then they'd better get used to it! Or you have a girly best friend to talk about those types of things with.

[dicey]

I'm supposed to be able to talk to him about everything. Like. Everything.

... You should teach me how to stuff a bra.

[tipsygnostalgia]

..I can do that if you want.

[dicey]

Awesome!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Do you even have some. Bras, I mean.

[dicey]

Yeah, I got some with Asami. I still have them somewhere... I kind of hid them when Hanna and I started sharing a room.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Well you should find them again some time!

[dicey]

I guess I should dig through that stuff eventually. I just shoved most of it in the basement.

[that counts as cleaning up, right]