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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

Comments

[dicey]

[it just hisses at Roxy, then continues to stare adoringly at Vriska]

[tipsygnostalgia]

Wow. What a bitch. Fuck you too then.

[dicey]

[cracks up]

[tipsygnostalgia]

I bet the god cat did this. The animus guy that's a cat. He is just the most spiteful little asshole I have ever met.

[dicey]

Fuck him. I could kill him!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Do you think we actually could? Kill them, I mean.

[dicey]

Maybe. We could blow their city up.

[tipsygnostalgia]

It'd be worth it. Fuckers.

[dicey]

Maybe we should do it... when we're not drunk.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I think we should. But keep it a secret til we figure out a way to actually do it.

[dicey]

Okay. I'm going to tell Hanna, though.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah, that's fine. I'll take Dirk!

[dicey]

[that makes her laugh again]

[tipsygnostalgia]

What!

[dicey]

You and me! We're funny!

[tipsygnostalgia]

We are pretty funny. And lame. Whilst also really, really cool. It's hard being great like us.

[dicey]

And whipped.

And bitches! All of those things.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yuuuup!

[dicey]

You know, you don't have to worry about finding someone to date. You are a little bit hot. You're lucky!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Uh.. thanks! But so are you so I'm pretty sure you could find someone too if you really wanted?

[dicey]

You think so? I wish I were prettier!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Why? What would count as prettier for a troll?

[dicey]

I don't know!

I'm going to be hot when I grow up. That'll be cool.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I saw what I look like after that ten year event too. Daaamn I look fine.

[dicey]

Me too! I was the sexist troll of them all.