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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

Comments

[dicey]

We could totally take them down. Totally.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Definitely!

hey- you remember when that other sea troll showed up for like, a few days? The really bitchy one?

I was gonna shoot her.

[dicey]

Why? She was kind of okay.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I saw her before coming to this place. She turned up and tried to kill me for like, no reason! Only fair I did the same. Plus she was the alt version of the Batterwitch or something like that, and I hate her more than anything.

[dicey]

Oh, right.

I don't believe in the Batterwitch.

[tipsygnostalgia]

What do you mean you don't believe in her?

[dicey]

She sounds fake!

[tipsygnostalgia]

She's not fake!

[(Anonymous)]

She sounds fake.

[dicey]

She sounds fake.

[tipsygnostalgia]

How can she be fake? It's common knowledge that she's not.

[dicey]

Fakey fakey fake!

[tipsygnostalgia]

She pretty much killed a whole planet!

[dicey]

Fake!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Nope!!

[dicey]

[Vriska makes a sound that sounds roughly like "blaraghargh" and rolls over onto her stomach]

[tipsygnostalgia]

Blargh yourself. She was actually real though. I hope she never shows up here to prove it though.

[dicey]

She sounds like an urban legend.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Except not since there's like, all this proof that she's a real thing!

[dicey]

Oh, yeah?

Show me!

[tipsygnostalgia]

I don't have any right now!

[dicey]

A convenient exc-- exsh-- exec--

Excuuuuse.

That was hard to say.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Haha! You're drunk. So drunk. But no, there's no evidence here, not really. Just the memories and history knowledge me and Dirky know.

[dicey]

Dirky.

[she laughs]

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah!
Janey Jakey Dirky. [Even though that last one sounds... so dumb.]