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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[tendtoenunciate]

Theres More To Bad Decision Making Than Murder
But That Is A Pretty Large Part Of The Cultural Relevance It Was Allowed To Have On Alternia

Did You Know I Still Cant Believe Its Entirely Illegal There
And Your "Lawyers" Dont Even Hang People
What On Earth Exactly Do They Do All Day

[SEE WHAT SHE DID... IN THAT LAST LINE...]

[tipsygnostalgia]

what do u mean
the layers
* lawyers
or the ppl who kill the other peopele?

[tendtoenunciate]

Oh The Lawyers
I Have Plenty Of Well-Formed Ideas About The Other Group

[tipsygnostalgia]

lawyers are like the asshole class of real life
stealin yo moneyz in exchange 4 disregardin all morals
basically tho i think they just either sit in expensive offices or they r in a courtroom trying 2 make sure their client doesnt get put in jail

[tendtoenunciate]

[Making a few gestures with her fork as she talks:]

I Really Dont Get This Whole Jail Concept
You Identify Individuals That Pose A Severe Risk To Your Entire Society
And Then Just Sequester Them From Everyone Else But Keep Them There For Years At A Time
It Just Doesnt Make Sense To Me

[tipsygnostalgia]

beats me
not like i was ever able 2 witness it remember

[tendtoenunciate]

Oh Yeah I Keep Forgetting That
Since I Dont Know Many Of The Details There
Just The General Condesce-Ruled Future Earth Situation

[Her plate is getting closer to empty now oh boyyyyyy]

[tipsygnostalgia]

hey theres this human show called judge judy though that is full of lame shit
to do w/lawyers and stuf since ppl are fighting over silly things like cars or who owes who fifty bux
u should watch it some time
i tried to show terezi once but she said she would just sentence all of them to death 4 being dumb and wasting ppls time

[tendtoenunciate]

That Sounds Educational
Im Sure I Could Learn A Lot
Like What Cars Are