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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[nukeoleptic]

i dont know
i dont know anything
i just swooped in and was all cool and then that happened
i completely lost control

[tipsygnostalgia]

so she had like control of u?
you werent wearing some shitty skulltop were you

[nukeoleptic]

is it like a red tiara?

[tipsygnostalgia]

uh yeah
thats janeys tiaratop

[nukeoleptic]

i put it on her


things are bad

[tipsygnostalgia]

on jane?
it usually doesnt do much tho
i mean it spams all these shitty ass popups about hamburger helper and the empresses culling subliminal messages
pain in the butt to try and use what with all the crap installed on it
wishs he would just get rid of that thing already

[nukeoleptic]

it did something this time
ugh
my head is still pounding

[tipsygnostalgia]

it did something on u
or janey?
where was dirk and jake
an what was i doing
agh im so confuzzled right now ._.

[nukeoleptic]

things are just bad



shes controlling me
and now shes controlling jane
and i teleported dirk somewhere after i punched him ._.

[tipsygnostalgia]

we are so fucked

[nukeoleptic]

not even
i can beat the mind control
i just need the time
thats all

[ She means it. Really. Honestly. Maybe. :( ]

[tipsygnostalgia]

but its her
you dont know what shes capable of
i know i talk shit about her all the time but shes empress for a reason
look at what she did to her race
and ours
she killed a version of u once before
and rose and dave
and now shes working for that skull guy who is basically the worst thing to ever exist?

[nukeoleptic]

it doesnt matter roxy
the me she killed before wasnt godtier
john and davesprite are there too
they will get there and get me under control

we are going to kick her ass
thats all there is to say about it

[tipsygnostalgia]

i know that but
i just
really really hate that woman ok
bluh
i wish dirk was still here

[nukeoleptic]

i wish dirk was here so i could apologize for punching him T_T

[tipsygnostalgia]

btw
i guess i should mention this now incase any of them show up again
but dirk and jake are actually goin out

[nukeoleptic]

:o




i wonder if grandpa and daves bro knew each other >_>

[tipsygnostalgia]

werent they like
decades different in ages or something

[nukeoleptic]

yeah
and grandpa was always really fond of ladies, too

[tipsygnostalgia]

were they blue
did they even HAVE blue ladies back in his time idk