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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[nukeoleptic]

yes
i saved you
i tried to save you
jake wasnt wearing any pants
and i showed up and i was soooo cooool
i wanted to be the hero D:
but something went wrong roxy

[tipsygnostalgia]

uh
why wasnt jake wearing pants do i even want 2 know
and why did we need saving from that?
tbh if jake is pantsless that sounds like the ultimate "plz dont save us" situation from all three of us
not going to deny it

[nukeoleptic]

he was godtier
you all were



the empress made me attack you

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so we ended up doing the moonslab buddymurders huh

wait
she WHAT??

[nukeoleptic]

she was in my head roxy
im so sorry









i punched dirk

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as;ldfkdg
man FUCK that old hag
i am SO DONE with her

[nukeoleptic]

i tried to go back to sleep
i tried to wake up there again
i dont know how its going to end

[tipsygnostalgia]

maybe its not as bad as im assuming
i mean you cant kill people that are godtiers rite
what was happening exactly when u were there?

[nukeoleptic]

i rescued jake and jane from jack
your iteration of jack i guess
i was trying to be the hero

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oh that guy
angry mcstabby
what was the batterwitch doing there then i thoguht she was still chilling on derse

[nukeoleptic]

i dont know
i dont know anything
i just swooped in and was all cool and then that happened
i completely lost control

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so she had like control of u?
you werent wearing some shitty skulltop were you

[nukeoleptic]

is it like a red tiara?

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uh yeah
thats janeys tiaratop

[nukeoleptic]

i put it on her


things are bad

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on jane?
it usually doesnt do much tho
i mean it spams all these shitty ass popups about hamburger helper and the empresses culling subliminal messages
pain in the butt to try and use what with all the crap installed on it
wishs he would just get rid of that thing already

[nukeoleptic]

it did something this time
ugh
my head is still pounding

[tipsygnostalgia]

it did something on u
or janey?
where was dirk and jake
an what was i doing
agh im so confuzzled right now ._.

[nukeoleptic]

things are just bad



shes controlling me
and now shes controlling jane
and i teleported dirk somewhere after i punched him ._.

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we are so fucked

[nukeoleptic]

not even
i can beat the mind control
i just need the time
thats all

[ She means it. Really. Honestly. Maybe. :( ]

[tipsygnostalgia]

but its her
you dont know what shes capable of
i know i talk shit about her all the time but shes empress for a reason
look at what she did to her race
and ours
she killed a version of u once before
and rose and dave
and now shes working for that skull guy who is basically the worst thing to ever exist?

[nukeoleptic]

it doesnt matter roxy
the me she killed before wasnt godtier
john and davesprite are there too
they will get there and get me under control

we are going to kick her ass
thats all there is to say about it

[tipsygnostalgia]

i know that but
i just
really really hate that woman ok
bluh
i wish dirk was still here

[nukeoleptic]

i wish dirk was here so i could apologize for punching him T_T