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[tipsygnostalgia]

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but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[fishdouche]

Actually I think he wwould. Wwe... might a' got into a fight at your party. It wwas his fuckin' fault.

[Eridan sighs. He knows admitting that is not going to work in his favor.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

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What happened?

[fishdouche]

[Eridan shrugs again, fiddling with his hands, examining now blunt fingernails.]

I did it for your owwn good. I told him if he hurt you, that I'd cull'em an' hide his body somewwhere so remote not evven the gods wwould find it.

[tipsygnostalgia]

That's sort of... sweet? If completely uneccesary. Kon's really sweet, of course he won't!

[fishdouche]

... I also might a' insulted his heritage. An'... said some other unsavvory things.

[He shrugs. It's really not a big deal, okay.]

He pissed me off. He said I wwas a bad influence on you. That I wwas holdin' you back.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Then you ended up proving his point by fighting with him!

Eridan! You need to stop doing that, seriously.

[fishdouche]

Rox, he started it! Did you expect me seriously not to fuckin' finish it?

[tipsygnostalgia]

What did he start!

[fishdouche]

He insulted me first. I wwas just protectin' my honor.

[tipsygnostalgia]

What did he say?

[fishdouche]

That I didn't fuckin' deservve you.

[Eridan scowls.]

That I wwas the reason you lost your friends.

[tipsygnostalgia]

That's ridiculous, I haven't lost any friends and it certainly wasn't because of you.

[fishdouche]

Wwell, tell that to your bulgelick of a' roommate

[tipsygnostalgia]

I will, don't worry. But the two of you really should try to get along!

[fishdouche]

Wwhy. He's so fuckin' insufferable. Wwhat use could I evver havve for him?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Because he is my friend and I like him a lot so I want you both to get along.