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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[wasthemaster]

All spells are different, but I'm willing to argue that yes, all boys are the same. [He'll just lean back and watch, mostly just fascinated that such a thing can exist for Muggles.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

Is it true what they say then? About boys only having one thing on their mind?

[wasthemaster]

Yes, but the one thing is up for debate.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I think you know what I'm talking about!

[Game on! We are playing Asguard Mario Cart , aka Italian Plumber racing or whatever dumb name it has. Have a controller.]

[wasthemaster]

Oh I'm very aware. Most boys have that on their mind, yes, but I have other things. If I didn't though...then yeah, probably I'd be just the same. [He's more distracted by the sudden plastic bulky thing in his hands and he's staring at all of the buttons.

This was most certainly the Worst Idea Ever.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

What sort of things? Must be important.

[The game loads up and Roxy is choosing the princess, along with her disgustingly pink bubblegum car.]

[wasthemaster]

[...is that a dinosaur? Fuck yeah dinosaurs because they're kind of like dragons and so he's going to select that...after smashing a few buttons to figure out what he's doing. Okay, okay this isn't so bad.] Staying alive, first of all. I'd call that pretty important.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah but that's sort of an easy thing to do? When there aren't fights here at least? I mean you sort of stay alive automatically?

[Once they're selected she begins cycling through race tracks, before deciding that she doesn't really care which one it is so random selection s a go!]

[wasthemaster]

I mean back home, Roxy. Not that easy there. It's a little hard to think about shagging girls when you're in the middle of a war. [He's still just idly pushing buttons to try and figure out what they all do.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh. Well yeah, okay. I sort of know that seeing as at home we had a lot of shit going on, but all my friends were too busy falling out with each other because of the whole love triangle, square, fucking dodecahedron that was going on?

[Hope you learned those buttons fast because its time to ply! 3 2 1 and she's off!]

[wasthemaster]

[There's an undignified noise as he suddenly realizes that the cars are moving and he's rapidly pushing buttons to figure out where he's going. His dino-car's moving forward...but also crashing into walls.] Fuck. [Okay, there we go.]

You must be joking. The world's in peril and they'd rather focus on that?

[tipsygnostalgia]

[She's laughing a little because holy shit, Draco you are terrible at this game, she is going to have to make you improve.]

It wasn't exactly in peril! We'd been stuck in the game for five months, not being able to do anything or progress until Jade's group get there, which they hadn't yet.

What do you think happens when you leave four sixteen year olds somewhere for five months. There is literally nothing to do other than teenage love drama.

[wasthemaster]

[Man he's terrible at all video games, it's fine.]

Still it sounds incredibly petty. You honestly couldn't find anything else to do?

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Princess Peach is so winning, f yes!!]

Hey don't whine at me about it! It wasn't my fault it was my friends who were all being disasters! My romantic prospects were as dead as they are here, so...

[wasthemaster]

If it was all your friends, why didn't you set a better example? Sounds a lot like your fault to me. [fdjlka stupidass dinosaur shouldn't you be faster than this.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

Shut up Draco. [Tht hits on a bit of a nerve. She tried.]

[wasthemaster]

You'd be surprised how many times a day I hear that. [Still, give him a second to focus on the game before opening his fat trap again.] Seriously though.

[tipsygnostalgia]

[She waits util she is BEATING HIM before replying.]

Because I tried again and again but there's only so much you can do.

[wasthemaster]

You could have just reminded them that you were all doomed and that they should be focusing on that.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Wow yeah because that really of helped? How about no.

[wasthemaster]

It sort of worked that way back in my world.

[tipsygnostalgia]

It's not like it matters right now anyway, none of them are here.

[wasthemaster]

You all come and go really fast from this place. Especially Striders.

[tipsygnostalgia]

You don't remember anything when you go back. I found that out first hand.

[wasthemaster]

But how long were you gone? [Annnd Yoshi's going to go ahead and crash right into a wall. Again. Merlin's saggy y-fronts how can anyone find this enjoyable.]